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When you see geese flying in V formation, have you ever noticed that one side of the V is longer than the other?

Well, there's a reason for that. There are more geese on that side.

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When geese fly in a "V" formation, do you know why one side is longer than the other?

Because there are more birds on that side.

When Geese fly in a "V" formation, do you know why one side of the "V" is longer?

There's more geese on that side.