How do you know if someone has been to Florida?

They'll tell you.

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How do you know someone's an engineer?

No worries they will tell you

How many scientists does it take to screw in a light bulb?

I don't know, I'm no scientist

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How can you tell when the stage is level?

The drummer is drooling equally from both sides of his mouth.

Why are you home so early?

Me: My boss told me to go to hell

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Which one do you think is closer, Florida or the Moon?

The other blonde says, "Well duh! You can't see Florida from here."

What do University of Miami, Florida State, and University of Florida football fans have in common?

None attended the University of Miami.