How do you know if someone has been to Florida?

They'll tell you.

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What's the difference between a statesman and a politician?

A statesman is a dead politician. God knows we need more statesman.

How do you know that God isn't a woman?

Because I'm not a sandwich.

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How to you tell the difference between an elephant and a mouse?

Try picking them up!

What did Moses say when Isaiah told him the levy had burst?

God Dam It!

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What do you call a an Egyptian crocodile who swears they live in Florida?

In da-Nile

What do people in florida do when their car breaks down?

Build a house next to it.