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How many scientists does it take to screw in a light bulb?

I don't know, I'm no scientist

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Know Jokes More Know Jokes

How does the captain know the aircraft is safely at the ramp?

Both the engines and the co-pilot stop whining.

Why do you have a steering wheel in your pants?

The pirate says, "I don't know, but it's driving me nuts!"

Screw Jokes More Screw Jokes

How many gangsters does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Twelve, you got a problem with that

How many Carpathians does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

I don't know, Vigo and see. (best read in Yanosh's voice)

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How, would you answer this question?

No. -How

How do you answer the door Mathematically?

Door: "What is 2+2 " Me: "4" Door: "Cool!"

Light Bulb Jokes More Light Bulb Jokes

How many philosophers does it take to......change a light bulb?

Define "light bulb".

How many couples does it take to screw in a light bulb?

They can't, it'd be much too cramped. How would they even get in there in the first place?

Scientist Jokes More Scientist Jokes

How do you tell the difference between a scientist and a plumber?

Ask them to pronounce unionized.

How did the scientist like his guacamole?

With lots of Avogadro!