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How many scientists does it take to screw in a light bulb?

I don't know, I'm no scientist

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What do you call a women who always knows where her husband is?

A widow

How many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop?

I don't know. It kept breaking my guitar strings so I gave up.

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Why did the carpenter's wife leave him?

He was screwing around when he was supposed to be nailing her.

How many Dragon Ball Z characters does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Just one. But it takes 20 episodes

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What is the most effective way to remember your wife's Birthday?

Just forget it once and you will never forget it again.

How many scientists does it take to screw in a light bulb?

I don't know, I'm no scientist

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How many surrealists does it take to change a light bulb?

Salmon

How many Russians does it take to change a light bulb?

None. In Russia, light bulb changes you.

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Why was the scientist allowed to use dolphins for his experiments?

Because they were for test porpoise only

What do scientists solve?

Che-mysteries!