How many scientists does it take to screw in a light bulb?

I don't know, I'm no scientist

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Why couldn't the melons be together?

Everyone knows melons cantaloupe.

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Irrelevant, you will be assimilated!

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If you answered "I don't know." I would like to tell you that I spent all day cleaning that mess up.

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I don't know, I am on hold.

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They get their Aaargh-On!

What did the scientist say after discovering the medicinal content of homeopathic remedies?

0mg!!!!