I don't know, I'm no scientist
None, they all know someone that does it for them.
I don't know how to put this but...I'm kind of a big deer.
It's a pretty obscure number. You probably haven't heard of it.
Two. One to screw in the lightbulb and another to sing about all the good times they had with the lightbulb.
A man was telling his neighbor, 'I just bought a new hearing aid. It cost me four thousand dollars, but it's state of the art. It's perfect.' 'Really,' answered the neighbor. 'What kind is it?' 'Twelve thirty.'
One wise guy answered 'Going home!'
We don't know. Light bulbs last longer than studio executives.
Two! But don't ask me how they got inside there.
Because he wanted to win the "Nobel" prize!
It was a t-crit! Thank you and goodnight!
