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Why did the scientist take off his doorbell?

Because he wanted to win the "Nobel" prize!

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What do Robin Williams and Joan Rivers want for Christmas?

A. Betty White.

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Because he didn't want to stub his toe when he kicked the bucket!

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Because the tomato sauce couldn't Ketchup.

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Turn off their Nintendo and go to bed.

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Why couldn't the scientist find salt for his breakfast?

Because it was Na HA! Get it? Because Na=sodium and N/A=not available. Seriously, this is good clean fun.

How many scientists does it take to screw in a light bulb?

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Why did the scientist take off his doorbell?

Because he wanted to win the "Nobel" prize!

Why did the scarecrow get the Nobel Prize?

He was out standing in his field.

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Why did the scientist take off his doorbell?

Because he wanted to win the "Nobel" prize!

Why did a scientist disconnect his doorbell?

Because he wanted to win the No-bell prize!! Sorry, I ll walk out