Why did the scientist take off his doorbell?

Because he wanted to win the "Nobel" prize!

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How many wizards does it take to change a lightbulb?

Depends what you want it to change into...

Why did the sheep jump into the lake?

He wanted to take a ba-a-a-th.

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What do you call it when a Cat wins a Dogshow?

Cat-has-trophy. Such punny. Much Cringe.

What's better than winning the Paralympics?

Having legs!

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What do scientists wear?

Kelvin Klein

What do scientists say when they meet each other?

Hydrogen Iodide

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Why did Dr Frankenstein have his telephone cut off?

Because he wanted to win the Nobel Prize!

Why did the scarecrow win the Nobel Prize?

Because he was out-standing in his field.

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Why did Beethoven never answer the doorbell?

They weren't invented yet.

Why did a scientist disconnect his doorbell?

Because he wanted to win the No-bell prize!! Sorry, I ll walk out