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Why did the scientist take off his doorbell?

Because he wanted to win the "Nobel" prize!

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Where do you go if you want to find a very funny joke?

Apparently, not here

What's something that the inventor doesn't want, the buyer doesn't use, and the user doesn't know about it?

A casket

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Who won the first Tour de France?

The Panzer SS 1st Division

What is better than winning a gold medal at the paralympics?

Having two legs

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Did you hear about the scientist who was lab partners with a pot of boiling water?

He had a very esteemed colleague.

Why are quantum physicists the kinkiest of all scientists?

They have the ability to penetrate both holes at the same time. explanation(http://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Double-slitexperiment)

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Why did the scarecrow receive a Nobel Prize?

He was outstanding in his field.

What do you get if you genetically crossed a rabbit and an oyster?

A Nobel Prize

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Why did Beethoven never answer the doorbell?

They weren't invented yet.

Why did a scientist disconnect his doorbell?

Because he wanted to win the No-bell prize!! Sorry, I ll walk out