Why did the scientist take off his doorbell?

Because he wanted to win the "Nobel" prize!

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Why did the spud lover set his alarm for 8:00?

Because he wanted to get a-po-ta-to clock. to make joke more apparent

Why doesn't God want to argue with Satan?

Because Satan has more politicians to help him.

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Whats better than winning a medal at the paralympics?

A pair of legs.

Why does Mexico rarely wins medals at the Olympic Games?

All the ones who can run/swim/jump already made it to America.

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How does a scientist freshen their breath?

With experi-mints!

What did the scientist say when he found two isotopes of Helium?

HeHe

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Why did the scarecrow win the Nobel Prize?

Because he was out-standing in his field.

Why did the scarecrow receive a Nobel Prize?

He was outstanding in his field.

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What's the similarity between Santa Claus and your doorbell ringing at 3am?

It's your dad.

What asks no question but demands an answer?

A doorbell or a ringing telephone.