Why did Beethoven never answer the doorbell?

They weren't invented yet.

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Decompose.

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He put it up Fur Elise!

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What asks no question but demands an answer?

A doorbell or a ringing telephone.

Why did a scientist disconnect his doorbell?

Because he wanted to win the No-bell prize!! Sorry, I ll walk out