They weren't invented yet.
Because it's this answer to every question you ask them. "Did you hear about the President's new policy on... " "I don't even OWN a TV!"
If you don't know the answer please never invite me to dinner.
Cause it was invented in Alabama! Inspiration came from the comments(http://mobile.reuters.com/article/idUSKBN0GP1NS20140825 irpc=932)
Nobody knows, history is still waiting....
He was Haydn
His property was Fur Elise
Because he wanted to win the No-bell prize!! Sorry, I ll walk out
A doorbell or a ringing telephone.
