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What's the difference between toilet paper and a shower curtain?

I don't know." "So you're the one!"

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What's the difference between a horse and a 13 year old boy?

The horse knows when I'm grooming him.

What's the difference between a fence and a wall?

I give them a wall, and they take offense.

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How do we know that Batman is black?

He can't go anywhere without Robin'

What did the mother turkey say to her naughty son Tom?

If your dad knew how you were acting he'd roll over in his gravy

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Which Way Do Transformers Put The Toilet Paper?

Autobots Roll Out!

Why did the toilet paper stop crossing the road?

It got stuck in a crack.

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What's the difference between toilet paper and a shower curtain?

I don't know." "So you're the one!"

What's the difference between toilet paper and the shower curtain?

So you're the one.... (only if you answered "i don't know")