What's the difference between toilet paper and a shower curtain?

I don't know." "So you're the one!"

Previous Random Joke Next
Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What's the difference between a bad mechanic and a politician?

With the mechanic, there's a shot something might get fixed...

What's the difference between a cow and September 11?

You stop milking a cow after 10 years.

Know Jokes More Know Jokes

Why did the blonde freeze a pot of boiling water?

Because you never know when you're going to need some boiling water.

Why do buzzards prefer to fly?

Because they really like their carry-on..... yeah total dad joke, i know.

Toilet Paper Jokes More Toilet Paper Jokes

Why should you always carry toilet paper to the twilight zone?

Doodoo doodoo

Why is toilet paper no good for wrapping presents?

Cos it's tear-able.

Shower Curtain Jokes More Shower Curtain Jokes

What's the difference between toilet paper and a shower curtain?

I don't know." "So you're the one!"

How do you know that there's a monster in your bath?

You can't get the shower curtain closed.