What's the difference between toilet paper and a shower curtain?

I don't know." "So you're the one!"

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What's the difference between a contradiction and a punchline?

There's no punchline for this joke.

What's the difference between Limburger cheese and my friend Ted?

One is white and stinks, and the other is cheese. (As told to me by the UPS guy)

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How many puppies does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Do you know yet Me (in a sea of puppies): No, they haven't done it. Bring more

What is the opposite of Dominoes?

Domi does not know....

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What's the difference between toilet paper and a knife?

Oh, you don't know I won't ask you to wipe my bum then.

How many men does it take to change a roll of toilet paper?

No one knows it's never happened.

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How do you know that there's a monster in your bath?

You can't get the shower curtain closed.

What's the difference between toilet paper and a shower curtain?

I don't know." "So you're the one!"