What's the difference between toilet paper and a shower curtain?

I don't know." "So you're the one!"

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Oh, you don't know I won't ask you to wipe my bum then.

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What's the difference between toilet paper and a shower curtain?

I don't know." "So you're the one!"

What's the difference between toilet paper and the shower curtain?

So you're the one.... (only if you answered "i don't know")