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What's the difference between toilet paper and the shower curtain?

So you're the one.... (only if you answered "i don't know")

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What's the difference between a tuna and a piano?

You can tuna piano but you cannot piano a tuna.

What is the difference between a seal and a sea lion?

An electron

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How does an Alabama girl know shes in for a crazy night?

Her daddy says he wants her in bed by ten.

What's the most common question in Quantum Physics?

I don't know

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Why didn't you answer your home phone?

Because I'm walking the dog. Don't you trust me -Of course I trust you! Put the dog on the phone.

Why did the pirate have trouble with the alphabet?

Because his 'I' was all jacked up.

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What does German goalkeeper Manuel Neuer call it when he takes a dump and there is nothing on the toilet paper after wiping?

A clean sheet.

What's the difference between toilet paper and the shower curtain?

So you're the one.... (only if you answered "i don't know")

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What's the difference between toilet paper and a shower curtain?

I don't know." "So you're the one!"

What's the difference between toilet paper and the shower curtain?

So you're the one.... (only if you answered "i don't know")