What's the difference between toilet paper and the shower curtain?

So you're the one.... (only if you answered "i don't know")

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Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What's the difference between Nine-Eleven and a cow?

You can't milk a cow for 14 years straight. Be gentle... it's my cake day

What's the difference between an elephant and a gooseberry?

A gooseberry is green!

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How does one know a man is going to say something smart?

His senentences start with "A woman once told me.."

Why is 12 the highest number rednecks can count to?

How else would they know how many cans are in a 12 pack.

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How does a lobster answer the phone?

Shello

Why are you running like that?

He answered, "Because you're coming home early."

Toilet Paper Jokes More Toilet Paper Jokes

Why do we call it toilet paper?

Does anyone wipe their toilet with it

How many men does it take to change a roll of toilet paper?

No one knows it's never happened.

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What's the difference between toilet paper and a shower curtain?

I don't know." "So you're the one!"

How do you know that there's a monster in your bath?

You can't get the shower curtain closed.