March Madness Sale - 25% Off

How does an atom with bad grammar respond to an order?

I on it.

Previous Random Joke Next

Order Jokes More Order Jokes

Why should you never order the T-bone in an Alaskan restaurant?

Because it might be a moose steak.

Why are people always having their pizzas delivered?

Just order them without liver.

Respond Jokes More Respond Jokes

What's that hangin' off ye?

The pirate responds, "arrr! I've no idea, but it's drivin' me nuts!"

What do you call a Vulcan philosopher who only responds in questions?

Spocrates.

Atom Jokes More Atom Jokes

What did the atom say to the other atom?

Let's bond!

What's a bear's favorite fruit?

Tom (). Explanation: Bears are made up of atoms. Plug:

Bad Grammar Jokes More Bad Grammar Jokes

How does an atom with bad grammar respond to an order?

I on it.

What is worse than bad grammar?

Pour grammar