How does an atom with bad grammar respond to an order?

I on it.

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What do you call insects of the order Mantodea during mating season?

Laying mantises.

Why were the people in the twin towers mad?

Because they ordered pepperoni, but all they got was plane.

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How does an atom with bad grammar respond to an order?

I on it.

Why do composers win debates?

Because when their opponent makes a point, they always respond with a valid counterpoint.

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What did the duck say after it split the atom?

Quark! Quark!

What did the atom say to the other atom?

Let's bond!

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How does an atom with bad grammar respond to an order?

I on it.

What is worse than bad grammar?

Pour grammar