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How does an atom with bad grammar respond to an order?

I on it.

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What do you call a "to-go" dish ordered from German-Italian restaurant?

Alfredosehen

What did he tell people in order to make them avoid taking it?

Eschew! Eschew!

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How does R. Kelly respond when girls ask for a rating on a ten scale?

Urinate

How are you feeling?

The thermometer responded, "0K."

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Why should you never date an atom?

The split is gonna be explosive

Why isn't energy made of atoms?

It doesn't matter (go ahead and down vote :P)

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How does an atom with bad grammar respond to an order?

I on it.

What is worse than bad grammar?

Pour grammar