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What did the duck say after it split the atom?

Quark! Quark!

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Duck Jokes More Duck Jokes

What does a duck put in its burrito?

Quackamole.

What do you call a duck that likes to steal?

A Robber Ducky!

Split Jokes More Split Jokes

Why was the necrophiliac depressed?

His rotten girlfriend split on him.

Who's there! Banana! Banana who?

Banana split so ice creamed!

Atom Jokes More Atom Jokes

What is the difference between a physicist and a biologist?

A physicist is atoms studying themselves, while a biologist is cells that study themselves.

What did one atom say to the other?

I lost an electron..." The other atom asks "Are you sure " First atom replies, "I'm positive!"

Quark Jokes More Quark Jokes

What does a subatomic duck say?

Quark!

Why didn't the physicist like his cheesecake?

Because the quark had a strange flavour