What did the duck say after it split the atom?

Quark! Quark!

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How do ducks pay off loans?

With their bills!

Why did the duck cross the playground?

To get to the other slide.

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Why did the atoms cross the road?

It was time to split.

Why did the atom stick around?

Cuz if he split, the situation would have gotten blown out of proportion.

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Why should you distrust atoms?

Because they make up an awful lot of stuff. EDIT: Because I forgot about neutrinos.

Why are atoms so serious?

Because they're no laughing matter.

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What did the astrophysicist say to the quark?

You matter.

What did the duck say after it split the atom?

Quark! Quark!