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What did the duck say after it split the atom?

Quark! Quark!

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Duck Jokes More Duck Jokes

How do you make a duck into a soul singer?

Put it in the oven at three fifty tree fiddy until it's Bill Withers. Edit:summoning happened.

How can you tell if a duck has soul?

If it's bill withers!

Split Jokes More Split Jokes

Who's there! Banana! Banana who?

Banana split so ice creamed!

Why did the bowler bring two pairs of pants?

He wanted a spare in case he had a split.

Atom Jokes More Atom Jokes

Why did the atoms cross the road?

It was time to split.

Why should you distrust atoms?

Because they make up an awful lot of stuff. EDIT: Because I forgot about neutrinos.

Quark Jokes More Quark Jokes

What does a posh duck say?

Quark.

What did the astrophysicist say to the quark?

You matter.