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Why are lilypads round?

So that it's easier for the hippos to jump on them.

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Why did the sheep jump into the lake?

He wanted to take a ba-a-a-th.

What kind of dog can jump higher than a building?

Any kind, buildings can't jump.

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Why do you never see Hippos hiding up in trees?

Because they are so darn good at it.

Where do hippos go to school?

The Hippocampus!