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Why are lilypads round?

So that it's easier for the hippos to jump on them.

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What do you say to the guy who just jumped in the septic tank?

Urine over your head!

Why did you jump on a turtle?

Me: Because I'm a plumber

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Why do you never see Hippos hiding up in trees?

Because they are so darn good at it.

Why don't you see hippos hiding in trees?

Because they're really good at it.