Why are lilypads round?

So that it's easier for the hippos to jump on them.

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When pigs have a party who jumps out of the cake?

Nobody. The pigs all jump in.

What reindeer can jump higher than a house?

They all can! Houses can't jump!

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Why do you never see Hippos hiding up in trees?

Because they are so darn good at it.

Where do hippos go to school?

The Hippocampus!