Why are lilypads round?

So that it's easier for the hippos to jump on them.

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Why wouldn't the skeleton jump off the cliff?

Because it had no guts.

Why does Mexico do so badly in the Olympics?

Because everyone who can run, jump or swim is in the US.

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Why don't you see hippos hiding in trees?

Because they're really good at it.

Why do you never see Hippos hiding up in trees?

Because they are so darn good at it.