Why are lilypads round?

So that it's easier for the hippos to jump on them.

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Why did the Chihuahua laugh?

The cow jumped over the moon.

When pigs have a party who jumps out of the cake?

Nobody. The pigs all jump in.

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Why don't you see hippos hiding in trees?

Because they're really good at it.

Why do you never see Hippos hiding up in trees?

Because they are so darn good at it.