Why are lilypads round?

So that it's easier for the hippos to jump on them.

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Why did the chicken jump into the bag of popcorn?

The kernel was looking for him.

Why does Mexico never wins any medals at the Olympic Games?

Because everyone who runs, swims, or jump really well is already across the border.

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Why don't you ever see hippos hiding in trees?

Because they are really good at it!

Why don't you see hippos hiding in trees?

Because they're really good at it.