Why don't you ever see elephants hiding in trees?

Because they are really good at it

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Elephant Jokes More Elephant Jokes

What do you give an elephant with diarrhea?

Plenty o' room.

What grey has a wand huge wings and gives money to elephants?

The tusk fairy!

Tree Jokes More Tree Jokes

What did the tree say to the math teacher?

Gee I'm a tree!

What famous person is a huge fan of trees?

Tim ber"ton

Hide Jokes More Hide Jokes

How do you protect yourself from ghosts?

Hide in the living room.

How are we out already?

ME: *hiding dog that I wrapped up like a mummy* it's a mystery I guess