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Why don't you ever see elephants hiding in trees?

Because they are really good at it

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How do you hide an elephant in a fridge?

You remove his slippers and open the door. You put him inside. You close the door and take the slippers away.

What do you call an elephant that looks like a rhino?

Elephino.

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Why are the streets in Paris lined with trees?

So the German soldiers can march in shade.

How do you tell a boy tree from a girl tree?

Boy trees have woodpeckers.

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Why is Darth Vader's helmet so phallic?

Because when they hid Luke & Leia from him, they removed his force kin.

What do you call a dead blonde in a closet?

Hide and Go Seek Champion, 1973.