Why don't you ever see elephants hiding in trees?

Because they are really good at it

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What do you call an elephant that doesn’t matter?

An irrelephant.

What is brown and gray has eight legs and is carrying a large trunk and a small trunk?

A Chihuahua on vacation with an elephant.

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What lives in a tree and is dangerous?

A crow with a machine gun.

How does a tree access the internet?

It logs on.

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How do you stop your laptop batteries from running out?

Hide their trainers.

Why did the hotel manager refuse to rent his rooms out to people?

He needed places to hide the bodies.