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Why did the hotel manager refuse to rent his rooms out to people?

He needed places to hide the bodies.

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People Jokes More People Jokes

What do you call a group of singing people floating around in the ocean?

An acappellago

What did you like best about your last job?

Sometimes, people had birthdays and there was free cake.

Room Jokes More Room Jokes

What sits in the corner of the room, crying and getting smaller and smaller?

A baby combing it's hair with a vegetable peeler.

How many drunks does it take to change a lightbulb?

Just one. He holds the bulb and the room spins.

Need Jokes More Need Jokes

How many times do I have to tell you this Mom?

I have thousands of fans who need to know my thoughts. So, no I can't take out the garbage.

Why didn't the mason jar need a paternity test?

Because the resemblance was uncanny.

Hide Jokes More Hide Jokes

How do you protect a valuable instrument?

Hide it in an accordion case.

Why is Darth Vader's helmet so phallic?

Because when they hid Luke & Leia from him, they removed his force kin.

Place Jokes More Place Jokes

What's the safest place in Dallas during a tornado?

The Cowboys stadium, the only place there'll never be a touchdown

What would Dorothy have said if she practiced Yoga instead of new age magical thinking?

There's no place like OM.

Body Jokes More Body Jokes

What's the difference between Mexicans and Jesus?

Jesus didn't have tattoos of Mexicans all over body

Why do Chihuahuas have such short necks?

Because their heads are so close to their bodies!

Rent Jokes More Rent Jokes

Why couldn't Christopher Reeve pay his landlord?

Back rent.

How many ants does it take to rent a house?

Doesn't matter, ants can't rent a house

Refuse Jokes More Refuse Jokes

Why did the Buddhist refuse Novocaine?

He wanted to transcend dental medication.

What happens when the cows refuse to be milked?

Udder chaos!

Hotel Manager Jokes More Hotel Manager Jokes

What did the hotel manager say to the elephant that couldn't pay his bill?

Pack your trunk and clear out!

Why did the hotel manager refuse to rent his rooms out to people?

He needed places to hide the bodies.