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Why did the hotel manager refuse to rent his rooms out to people?

He needed places to hide the bodies.

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People Jokes More People Jokes

Why is YOLO popular all of a sudden?

Was there seriously a problem of people thinking we all lived twice

Why has the Malaysian Government banned Cheese Boards?

Because people keep reporting they've found de brie.

Room Jokes More Room Jokes

How's my baby girl?

Me: I'm moving back in. Mom: Your room is ready. Me: No, your uterus! Mom: Steph you drink too much

Who the hell does that in a sock?

Squishes out of the room*

Need Jokes More Need Jokes

What's your favorite medical joke?

I've memorized a lot of jokes from a previous "doctor joke" thread, and need some fresh material!

Where do you go if you need to weigh a whale?

A whale-weigh station!

Hide Jokes More Hide Jokes

What do you call Jamal's dad during Thanksgiving, Christmas, and New Years?

Hide n' Seek World Champion 2010-2016

What abs?

Me: "The abs hiding under this protective layer of you're grounded."

Place Jokes More Place Jokes

Why was the white man chasing the black man?

Because he was in first place.

What's your emer- She said don't get her anything for Valentine's Day! 911: And you didn't?

No! 911: Placing you in protective custody.

Body Jokes More Body Jokes

What's the difference between a good friend and a really good friend?

A good friend will help you move house A really good friend will help you move a body!

Why did it take so long to find the bodies of the black firefighters after the building they were in caught fire and collapsed?

Cause the building collapsed, duh.

Rent Jokes More Rent Jokes

Why is housing cheaper as an orphan?

It's 'rent free!

Why couldn't Christopher Reeve pay his landlord?

Back rent.

Refuse Jokes More Refuse Jokes

Why did the bird refuse Martin Luther's food?

It was on a strict diet of worms. edit: changed pronoun to avoid ambiguity

Why did the Buddhist refuse Novocaine?

He wanted to transcend dental medication.

Hotel Manager Jokes More Hotel Manager Jokes

What did the hotel manager say to the elephant that couldn't pay his bill?

Pack your trunk and clear out!

Why did the hotel manager refuse to rent his rooms out to people?

He needed places to hide the bodies.