He needed places to hide the bodies.
Because of the towel ban
Nobody likes the black ones.
To keep an eye on the exit
Two. One to hold it in the socket and the other to drink until the room starts spinning!
Chickens
Khaki
By hiding the shovel in the shed/garage
Me: A sword is harder to hide.
Because he was in first place.
Two. One to hold it in place, another to rotate the universe around it.
Because he had no body to go with
Get them back inside the camp!
Because jail is free.
Ma'am, this is the wine aisle of the grocery store.
It was on a strict diet of worms. edit: changed pronoun to avoid ambiguity
Cause Allies don't like axis powers
Pack your trunk and clear out!