Why did the hotel manager refuse to rent his rooms out to people?

He needed places to hide the bodies.

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People Jokes More People Jokes

Whats the difference between a woman president and pizza?

Most people like the idea of pizza better.

What sort of aircraft does the Asian pilot who loves to greet people fly?

A herrocopter

Room Jokes More Room Jokes

What do you do if you enter a room and a clown is having a stroke?

Close the door and go to.

How do you pump up a room full of shy introverts?

LETS GET READY TO MUMBLE!!!

Need Jokes More Need Jokes

How many ants are needed to fill an apartment?

Ten-ants

Why did the doctor go the furniture store?

Because he needed a stool sample.

Hide Jokes More Hide Jokes

What are you hiding in there?

Nuthin Vin Diesel noises from closet M: Is Vin Diesel in there -...yes Vin Diesel: from closet No.

Why did the elephant paint his toenails red?

So he could hide in the cherry tree!

Place Jokes More Place Jokes

Why is everyone afraid of Vladimir Putin?

Because Vlad is Putin everyone in their place.

What is Facebook?

Its a Place where Boy posts a JOKE and Gets no Response & If a Girl Posts the same JOKE, She gets Hundreds of likes, comments and Friend Requests and Lots of PM's.

Body Jokes More Body Jokes

Why didn't the ghost go to the dance?

He had no body to dance with

What do you say to a naked pig?

I never sausage a body.

Rent Jokes More Rent Jokes

Why did the hotel manager refuse to rent his rooms out to people?

He needed places to hide the bodies.

Why should you always rent, rather than buy, a multimeter that measures ohms?

Because it's easier to follow the path of leased resistance.

Refuse Jokes More Refuse Jokes

What do you call a marathon runner that refuses to stop?

A joggernaut.

Why did your sister refuse the gift of a Japanese car?

Because she'd never be able to learn the language

Hotel Manager Jokes More Hotel Manager Jokes

Why did the hotel manager refuse to rent his rooms out to people?

He needed places to hide the bodies.

What did the hotel manager say to the elephant that couldn't pay his bill?

Pack your trunk and clear out!