Why did the hotel manager refuse to rent his rooms out to people?

He needed places to hide the bodies.

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Whats the month people get most drunk in?

Febrewery

How do you say goodbye to two people in Spanish?

Adidos!

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What kind of room has no walls?

A mushroom!

What room is it?

When you arrive at the international airport you are American. There is a room that changes your nationality. When you enter this room you are Russian, when you leave this room you are Finnish, and while inside European. What room is it?

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Why did the college student change his major from Biology to Physics after his first exam?

He needed to see if how fast his grade dropped broke any laws of physics.

What do you need to poop in the forest?

Toiletries

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Why do elephants paint their toenails red?

So they can hide in strawberry patches.

Which is the best kind of dinosaur to play hide & seek with?

An I-Don't-Think- He-Saurus

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How many millenials does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Just one. They hold it in place while the world revolves around them.

What did one plane said to the other plane?

Can I crash at your place

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Why does a giraffe need such a long neck?

Because its head is so far away from its body.

Why don't skeletons get sick?

Because they always have an anti-body.

Rent Jokes More Rent Jokes

How much is the rent for this amazing apartment?

Ma'am, this is the wine aisle of the grocery store.

Why did Rick Astley get fired from his job at the video store?

Because he refused to rent someone a copy of the Pixar flick "Up".

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Why did the hotel manager refuse to rent his rooms out to people?

He needed places to hide the bodies.

Why did the woman refuse to pay for her Brazilian waxing?

Because it was a total rip-off.

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What did the hotel manager say to the elephant that couldn't pay his bill?

Pack your trunk and clear out!

Why did the hotel manager refuse to rent his rooms out to people?

He needed places to hide the bodies.