Why did the hotel manager refuse to rent his rooms out to people?

He needed places to hide the bodies.

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What do you call a group of people from Portugal?

Portugeese

How many people does it take to change a lightbulb in a monastery?

Nun.

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What did the inn keeper say to the Big Dipper when he asked if he could rent a room?

Sorry this is only a four star hotel.

What do Michael Jackson and Santa Claus have in common?

They both leave little boys rooms with empty sacks.

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What did airport security tell the Dentist?

We need to give you a cavity search

What are your intentions with our daughter?

Uh I need someone to sing the girl parts of Grease songs with me

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Why did the little pig hide the soap?

He heard the farmer yell "Hogwash!"

What's your favorite game if you wear a turban?

Hide-and-Sikh

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Why must you be religious to join the Navy?

Because it's a place of war ship.

Why was the piano invented?

So that the musician would have a place to put their beer.

Body Jokes More Body Jokes

Why wasn't the Achilles invited into the body?

Because it was already attendin'.

What body regulates the welfare of Santa's workers?

The Elf and Saftey Executive.

Rent Jokes More Rent Jokes

Why did Rick Astley get fired from his job at the video store?

Because he refused to rent someone a copy of the Pixar flick "Up".

How many ants does it take to rent a house?

Doesn't matter, ants can't rent a house

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What do you call a Sith Lord who refuses to fight?

A sithy.

What do people who refuse to fight use as weapons?

Their pacifists

Hotel Manager Jokes More Hotel Manager Jokes

Why did the hotel manager refuse to rent his rooms out to people?

He needed places to hide the bodies.

What did the hotel manager say to the elephant that couldn't pay his bill?

Pack your trunk and clear out!