Why did the hotel manager refuse to rent his rooms out to people?

He needed places to hide the bodies.

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People Jokes More People Jokes

Why are people who vape always trying to chase after bigger clouds?

More storage space.

Who do people hate and love but is really hot and goes to beach everyday?

Sun of a beach

Room Jokes More Room Jokes

How do you know who in the room is a vegetarian?

Don't worry, they'll tell you.

What do you use to check your cell from across the room?

A telephono lens.

Need Jokes More Need Jokes

What does a stock broker and a gym rat have in common?

NEED MORE GAINS

Why did Yoda need a stepladder in the chocolate shop?

Because he was reaching for a galaxy far, far away.

Hide Jokes More Hide Jokes

How about a dirty one as well?

Want to hear a clean joke? Bob took a bath. With Bubbles. Want to hear a dirty joke? (Punchline hidden so you don't accidentally read)

What do turtles do for fun?

Play hide and shell.

Place Jokes More Place Jokes

What's that one place in Thailand called?

Ahh Phuket. Nevermind.

What two places can you find a California roll?

Sushi bars and stop signs.

Body Jokes More Body Jokes

When will you be bioavailable?

Because you are my drug and I want you in my body...

Why didn't the skeleton like to dance?

Because he had no body to dance with!

Rent Jokes More Rent Jokes

How many ants does it take to rent a house?

Doesn't matter, ants can't rent a house

Why should you always rent, rather than buy, a multimeter that measures ohms?

Because it's easier to follow the path of leased resistance.

Refuse Jokes More Refuse Jokes

Why didn't the feminist picnic work out?

Because they all refused to make sandwiches.

What do you call a law enforcement agency that refuses to buy it's own vehicles?

The pro-lease department

Hotel Manager Jokes More Hotel Manager Jokes

What did the hotel manager say to the elephant that couldn't pay his bill?

Pack your trunk and clear out!

Why did the hotel manager refuse to rent his rooms out to people?

He needed places to hide the bodies.