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How do you know whether somebody is a vegan?

Don't worry, they'll tell you.

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What do you call it when the women in the back of a Mexican brothel talk after working all night?

Whorechata. Probably my best original, lemme know what you think.

How do you know if you have a high sperm count?

Your girlfriend has to chew before she swallows.

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I can't tell if i like this blender...

It keeps giving me mixed results.

How can you tell if a mechanic went home for lunch?

One of his fingers is clean

Vegan Jokes More Vegan Jokes

What do Vegans, ISIS and Feminists have in common?

None of them like pork.

How do you know if someone's a vegan?

When you ask them "Are you a vegan?" and they say "Yes".

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How do you know if someone's an engineer without asking them?

Don't worry they'll tell you

What did the mortician say to his new necrophiliac employee?

Don't worry, you'll fit right in.

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What's the easiest way to tell if somebody's lying?

He/she's not sitting or standing!

Why is an Oklahoma divorce like a Texas twister?

Somebody's 'bout to lose a trailer.