How do you know who in the room is a vegetarian?

Don't worry, they'll tell you.

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Why does a d dog scratch himself?

He is the only one that knows where it itches.

How do you know if a girl is ticklish?

Give her a testicle.

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What an evolved soul?

How'd he know Me: The judge told him.

How do you tell a dyslectic to take the left turn on the road?

Turn toward your side!

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What do you do if you enter a room and a clown is having a stroke?

Close the door and go to.

What did the inn keeper say to the Big Dipper when he asked if he could rent a room?

Sorry this is only a four star hotel.

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What do call you someone who feeds on comatose patients and pizza?

A vegetarian.

What do you call a vegetarian with diarrhea?

A salad shooter.

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What's the best part about taking advice from r/relationships?

You'll never have to worry about being in a long-term relationship.

What did the couch say to the armchair?

Don't worry, I pull out.