How do you know if someone is not a vegan?

They don't tell you

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What did the kid with no arms get for Christmas?

I dont know, hes still trying to kick it open.

What will happen if you went inside a black hole?

I don't know either. It must be out-of-this-world.

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How can you tell when a lawyer is lying?

His lips are moving.

Why is Santa always happy?

Because he knows where the naughty girls live. (a kid told me this one)

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What was Aladdin called after he went Vegan?

Saladdin.

What did the vegan give the homeless guy?

A lecture.