How do you know whether somebody is a vegan?

Don't worry, they'll tell you.

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What is the opposite of Dominoes?

Domi does not know....

Why couldn't the apple speak to the orange?

Because he didn't know Mandarin

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What 3 things that tell the truth?

Drunk men. Little children. Yoga pants.

How can you tell if someone does crossfit?

Don't worry, they'll tell you.

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What do vegan zombies crave?

GRRAAAAINS!!

How do you know if someone is a vegan or has run a marathon?

They'll tell you

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What did the blanket say to the bed?

Don't worry, I've got you covered.

Where did the tornado go?

Me: Don't worry. It's gone. 6: To where Me: It just disappeared 6: Isn't that a little bit fishy

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Why did the washing machine stop?

Somebody threw the towel in.

What do a hurricane and a divorce in Virginia have in common?

Screaming, crying, and somebody loses a trailer!