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How can you tell when a lawyer is lying?

His lips are moving.

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Lie Jokes More Lie Jokes

What's yellow has wheels and lies on its back?

A dead school bus!

What did you do at preschool?

3-year-old: We had to color inside the lines the WHOLE time. Me: 3-year-old: I need to lie down.

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What does the Cincinnati gorilla story tell us?

It's the first time that black-on-black crime made national (even international) news.

How can you tell if a bee is on the phone?

You get a buzzy signal.

Lawyer Jokes More Lawyer Jokes

What's the difference between Justin Bieber and a lawyer?

Some adults like lawyers.

What did the lawyers say when they finished their basketball game?

Court is adjourned

Lip Jokes More Lip Jokes

How many lips does a flower have?

Tulips

Why don't chickens have lips?

Because then they'd have soft peckers