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How can you tell when a lawyer is lying?

His lips are moving.

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Lie Jokes More Lie Jokes

Why does the Hound of the Baskervilles turn round and round before he lies down for the night?

Because he's the watchdog and he has to wind himself up.

What's green and has four wheels?

A turtle. I was lying about the wheels

Tell Jokes More Tell Jokes

What does Walter White say when he tells a knock-knock joke?

I am the one who Knock-knocks.

How many r/jokes commenters does it take to change a light bulb?

I don't know but that reminds me of a similar joke my uncle used to tell...

Lawyer Jokes More Lawyer Jokes

How many calls do I get?

Cop: one me: What do you think is more likely a lawyer delivering pizza or a dominos providing legal counsel

What professional hates going to the bar?

A lawyer

Lip Jokes More Lip Jokes

How many lips does a flower have?

Tulips

Why do they call it "Lipstick?

When a woman can easily move her lips after she applies it