How can you tell when a lawyer is lying?

His lips are moving.

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What's green, lies in a ditch, and is covered in cookie crumbs?

A girl scout that got hit by a car.

Who is the most trustworthy lover?

Shakira. Her hips don't lie.

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How do you find the pilot at a party?

He'll tell you.

How can you tell a dog from an elephant?

The elephant remembers.

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Why was the lawyer home early?

Briefcase

What happens when a lawyer dies??

Who cares!

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What body movements alert you that a politician is lying?

His lips are moving.

Why do hipsters burn their lips when they drink tea?

Because they drink it before it's cool.