How can you tell when a lawyer is lying?

His lips are moving.

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Why did the monster lie on his back?

To trip up low-flying aircraft.

How can you tell when Mitt Romney is lying?

His mouth is moving.

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What did the flower say when she was begged not to tell a secret?

Chrysanthemum's the word.

How do you know you're speaking with an engineer?

Don't worry they'll tell you.

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How do you know you can't trust doctors and lawyers?

Because they both "practice" their professions.

What did one lawyer say to the other lawyer?

We're both lawyers.

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How can you tell that a politician lies?

His lips are moving

Where are you only allowed to swim if you have red hair, a lip piercing, three brothers, a missing finger, are slightly overweight and have a birthday in December?

The specific ocean.