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How can you tell when a lawyer is lying?

His lips are moving.

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What do you call a man with no arms and no legs, lying in a ditch?

Phil

What lies on its back 100 feet in the air?

A centipede

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How can you tell if a parrot is intelligent?

It speaks in Polly-syllables!

How does a witch tell time?

With a witchwatch.

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Why are lawyers always buried 15 feet deep?

Because deep down they're good people.

What's one profession that doctors, lawyers, even the king of Saudi Arabia and the presidents of the USSR and US bow their heads to?

Barbers.

Lip Jokes More Lip Jokes

Why did the Hipster burn his lip?

He drank coffee before it was cool.

How can you tell that a politician lies?

His lips are moving