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Why was the lawyer home early?

Briefcase

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What is the ideal weight for a lawyer?

About 3 pounds, including the urn.

How many lawyers does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Depends on how many cops planted it there

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What do you call a man in a tree with a briefcase?

A branch manager.

Why was the lawyer home early?

Briefcase