Why was the lawyer home early?

Briefcase

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Lawyer Jokes More Lawyer Jokes

How many lawyers does it take to stop a moving bus?

Never enough.

What's one profession that doctors, lawyers, even the king of Saudi Arabia and the presidents of the USSR and US bow their heads to?

Barbers.

Briefcase Jokes More Briefcase Jokes

What do you call a man in a tree with a briefcase?

A branch manager.

Why was the lawyer home early?

Briefcase