Why was the lawyer home early?

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Why do fifty percent of marriages end in divorce?

Well, I'm guessing it's because the other fifty percent can't afford lawyers.

What do a sperm and a lawyer have in common?

A 1 in 3,000,000 chance of becoming a human being.

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What do you call a man in a tree with a briefcase?

A branch manager.

Why was the lawyer home early?

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