What does a lawyer wear to work?

A law-suit

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How many people work at your company?

About half of them.

What is the only thing that will be "Feeling the Bern"?

Working people's wallets.

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Why are fish boots the warmest ones to wear?

Because they have electric 'eels!

What kind of tie does a ghost wear to a formal party?

A boo-tie.

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What do you call the amount of time it takes to win an argument with a lawyer?

An attornity.

What is it called when two lawyers are fighting?

Civil War

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What do lawyers wear to court?

Law suits!

What does a lawyer wear to work?

A law-suit