What do most people wear to court?

Law-suits

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Why do people carry umbrellas?

Because umbrellas cant walk.

Why do people love their smartphones so much?

Because opposites attract. (Told to me by 2 students today, loved it!)

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Why does Drake hate summer?

Because you start wearing less and going out more

Why don't Applebee's employees wear watches?

Cuz there's a clock on the microwave

Law Suit Jokes More Law Suit Jokes

What does a lawyer wear to work?

A law-suit

What do most people wear to court?

Law-suits

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Who's there! Althea! Althea who?

Althea in court!

What did the tomato say to the cheese in court?

I rest my queso.