What does a lawyer wear to work?

A law-suit

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Why did the hipster burn the roof of his mouth?

He ate his pizza before it was cool. (Written anonymously in the bathroom at work, a pizza joint.)

What does a mathematician deal with when finished their work?

The aftermath

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What kind of jeans does Mario wear?

Denim denim denim.(http://youtu.be/rdnTvgK2o5I) shamelessly stolen from tumblr

What kind of overalls does Super Mario wear?

Denim denim denim...

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How many lawyers does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Depends on how many cops planted it there

What did one lawyer say to another lawyer?

We are both lawyers.

Law Suit Jokes More Law Suit Jokes

What does a lawyer wear to work?

A law-suit

What do most people wear to court?

Law-suits