What clothes do lawyers wear to work?

Lawsuits.

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Work Jokes More Work Jokes

How about the early worm?

How'd that work out for him

Why does the boss put clocks under employee's desk?

Because he wanted them to work over-time

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What do you call it when someone forces you to watch them take their clothes off?

A power strip.

How do you teach a girl math?

Subtract her clothes, divide her legs, give her a square root and watch her multiply.

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Why did the Italian wear handcuffs to bed?

So he wouldn't talk in his sleep

What does a Super Star Destroyer wear to a formal occasion?

A bow T.I.E.

Lawyer Jokes More Lawyer Jokes

How can you tell a lawyer is lying?

Other lawyers look interested.

Why is it that lawyers get sick?

It's because they are ually obligated to do so.

Lawsuit Jokes More Lawsuit Jokes

What do you call a black lesbian in the workplace?

A lawsuit in a pantsuit.

Why did the dog lose the lawsuit?

It was a shih-tzu