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What clothes do lawyers wear to work?

Lawsuits.

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Why do you wanna work at Clickbait Enterprises?

Here's 10 reasons why I should get the job "ok" Number 7 will shock you "You're hired"

Why was the composer late for work?

He missed Debussy. I'll just leave.

Clothe Jokes More Clothe Jokes

What did the Chinese man give his daughter?

A clothes hanger.

What kinds of clothes do protons wear?

Plus sizes!

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What kind of undergarments do mermaids wear?

An algebra

Why do electricians wear pants?

Because they hate shorts.

Lawyer Jokes More Lawyer Jokes

Why did New York get all the lawyers, and New Jersey all the toxic waste sites?

New Jersey picked first.

What is your date of birth?

Witness: "July 15th." Lawyer: "What year " Witness: "Every year."

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What do you call a lawsuit against a zombie?

Deceased and desist

What kind of clothes do lawyers wear?

Lawsuits.