Law Suit Jokes

What does a lawyer wear to work?

A law-suit

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What do lawyers wear to court?

Law suits!

What do most people wear to court?

Law-suits

Why did the lawyer go to the tailor?

He wanted a law-suit

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Tailor Jokes More Tailor Jokes

What did the tailor say when he pricked his finger?

Darn!

What did the tailor say to the fed up customer?

Suit yourself.

People Jokes More People Jokes

Why do people find Anne Frank so attractive?

Because she is smoking hot

Where do people with one leg work at?

And what are the employees names?

Court Jokes More Court Jokes

What did the lawyers say when they finished their basketball game?

Court is adjourned

Why did the cellphone go to court?

Because it was charged with battery.

Attorney Jokes More Attorney Jokes

Why did the lady and her attorney seek a scarlet frock as part of a settlement?

Because she wanted a red dress for her grievances.

How does an attorney go to sleep?

First he lies on one side, then the other!!

Wear Jokes More Wear Jokes

What does a guy with 2 right feet wear to the beach?

Flop-Flops

Why does Waldo wear stripes?

Because he doesn't want to be spotted

Lawyer Jokes More Lawyer Jokes

What is the ideal weight of a lawyer?

About three pounds, including the urn.

Why don't lawyers enjoy playing golf?

Because it's too much like work what with all of the lying involved.

Work Jokes More Work Jokes

What is a drill team?

A group of dentists who work together.

How many Dallas Cowboys fans does it take to change a lightbulb?

They don't. They just talk about when it did work.

Law Jokes More Law Jokes

What do you call a midget fortune teller, who is wanted by the law?

A Small Medium at Large

What is the difference between unlawful and illegal?

One is against the law and the other is sick bird.