Law Suit Jokes

What does a lawyer wear to work?

A law-suit

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What do lawyers wear to court?

Law suits!

What do most people wear to court?

Law-suits

Why did the lawyer go to the tailor?

He wanted a law-suit

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People Jokes More People Jokes

Why do people always ask me for directions?

I have no clue where I am going. I am sure i have sent 100's of people into the ocean.

How can you tell that you're getting old?

You go to an antique auction and three people bid on you!

Attorney Jokes More Attorney Jokes

Why did the lady and her attorney seek a scarlet frock as part of a settlement?

Because she wanted a red dress for her grievances.

How does an attorney go to sleep?

First he lies on one side, then the other!!

Want Jokes More Want Jokes

Why did the girl put her bed in the fireplace?

Because she wanted to sleep like a log.

Why did the sheep jump into the lake?

He wanted to take a ba-a-a-th.

Wear Jokes More Wear Jokes

Why don't you wear snow boots?

Because they'll melt.

What clothing designer do vampires prefer to wear?

Alexander Fang

Law Jokes More Law Jokes

Which purse runs from the law?

Disburse!

What does a Gorilla attorney study?

The Law of the jungle!

Lawyer Jokes More Lawyer Jokes

Whats the odd one out?

The man on the moon? Santa Claus? Or an honest Lawyer? Yes you got it Santa. The other two are figments of the imagination.

Why are Lawyers buried forty feet deep when they die?

Because deep down they're really nice people.

Work Jokes More Work Jokes

What did the table fan say to his boss when he couldn't get to work on time?

Ah-so-late!

What will you have, Sir?

Bacon my day, sonny!" Sorry/notsorry - it's how my mind works

Tailor Jokes More Tailor Jokes

Why did the German get their tailor and their barber mixed up?

They call their tailor Herr Dresser

When an ape visits his tailor what kind of a suit does he order?

A zoo-t suit!