Law Suit Jokes

What does a lawyer wear to work?

A law-suit

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What do lawyers wear to court?

Law suits!

What do most people wear to court?

Law-suits

Why did the lawyer go to the tailor?

He wanted a law-suit

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Why are you taking so long to order?

Diner: I can't decide whether I want heartburn or nausea.

Why did the Udon noodles stop drinking?

They wanted to be Soba... I heard that a few days ago and wanted to share it.

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What do you get when you cross the Cosby Show with Law &amp Order: SVU?

Women Say the Darndest Things

What are mixed feelings?

Watching your mother-in-law backing up towards the edge of a cliff in your new BMW.

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Why is a restless man in bed like a lawyer?

Because he lies on one side and then turns around and lies on the other one.

What did the judge do to the lawyer who insulted him?

He got him diss barred.

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Who represents a Ghost in court?

A Paralegal.

What did the judge say when the skunk walked in the court room?

Odor in the court!!!

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How do mathematicians solve constipation?

They just work it out with a pencil!

Where does a digital photographer hang his work?

On a jpeg.

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What's the difference between an attorney and a herd of buffalo?

The attorney charges more.

What does an attorney wear to work?

A law suit.

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Why do cows wear bells around there neck?

Because there horns don't work.

Who's there! Caitlin! Caitlin who?

Caitlin you my trainers tonight I'm wearing them!

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Why do people say "Be there or be square"?

Because if you're not there, then you're not around.

What have Disney and the U.K. got in common?

Both dropped the EU And screwed over a lot of people