Law Suit Jokes

What does a lawyer wear to work?

A law-suit

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What do lawyers wear to court?

Law suits!

What do most people wear to court?

Law-suits

Why did the lawyer go to the tailor?

He wanted a law-suit

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Why was the attorney kicked out of choir?

All she could sing was, "Law, law, law, law, law, law, law."

What does an attorney wear to work?

A law suit.

People Jokes More People Jokes

Why do people say "Be there or be square"?

Because if you're not there, then you're not around.

Why do people live soda?

Because it's sodalicious.

Work Jokes More Work Jokes

Why don't lawyers enjoy playing golf?

Because it's too much like work what with all of the lying involved.

Where is the best place for a 1-legged waitress to work?

IHOP

Tailor Jokes More Tailor Jokes

Why did the German get their tailor and their barber mixed up?

They call their tailor Herr Dresser

What do you call a really fast seamstress?

Tailor Swift

Wear Jokes More Wear Jokes

Why does Ariel wear seashells?

Because she can't fit into D shells

Why does the Pirate Wear Camouflage Underwear?

To hide his booty.

Court Jokes More Court Jokes

Why won't a woman sleep with you after a date at Burger King?

Because you have to court her before you pound her.

Why was the Energizer Bunny in court?

Because it was charged with battery.

Want Jokes More Want Jokes

What do bees do if they don't want to drive?

Wait at the buzz stop.

What did the car say when it's front wheels were stolen?

I don't want to go anywhere. I'm two tired.

Law Jokes More Law Jokes

What is the difference between unlawful and illegal?

One is against the law and the other is sick bird.

Why do ghosts make the best thieves?

Because possession is 9/10 of the law