How can you tell that you're getting old?

You go to an antique auction and three people bid on you!

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How do the people of northern Iraq manage to get so much done?

The Kurds have their ways

How do people usually feel after touching an electric fence?

Shocked.

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How do you tell which plumber went home for lunch?

He's the one with the clean finger.

What did GabeN tell his wife when she shouted "shut your hole" at him?

Babe, it's a valve!

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Where can you bid on internet mail order brides?

EBae

How can you tell that you're getting old?

You go to an antique auction and three people bid on you!