How can you tell that you're getting old?

You go to an antique auction and three people bid on you!

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Why are people afraid to play poker in Africa?

Too many Cheetahs.

What's math?

People who give 110%

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What does the hippie say when you tell him to get off your couch?

Namaste (better to say it aloud)

What did the fish say when it crashed into a wall?

Damn! (This is my go-to joke that someone told me in highschool like 7 years ago. Felt like sharing it.)

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Where can you bid on internet mail order brides?

EBae

How can you tell that you're getting old?

You go to an antique auction and three people bid on you!