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How can you tell that you're getting old?

You go to an antique auction and three people bid on you!

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People Jokes More People Jokes

Why is Gordon Ramsey always so angry?

Because people get all up in his grill.

When people say "May I ask who's calling?

I like to say "Sure, go ahead."

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How can you tell if someone is having a stroke?

There is lotion and used tissues laying around

How do you know if someone has run a marathon?

Don't worry, they'll tell you.

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Where can you bid on internet mail order brides?

EBae

Why did Bill Gates &amp?

Warren Buffett once have me quickly kicked out of a game of bridge? When it was my turn to bid I kept saying, "Go fish".