How can you tell that you're getting old?

You go to an antique auction and three people bid on you!

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What's the difference between people in Dubai and people in Abu Dhabi?

People in Dubai don't watch the Flinstones, but people in Abu Dhabi do.

What kinds of people don't get invited to blonde parties?

Women!

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What did the cow say to the paintbrush?

Moo. As told by my kid this morning.

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Just look at it. It's headed in one direction and pointed in the other.

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Where can you bid on internet mail order brides?

EBae

How can you tell that you're getting old?

You go to an antique auction and three people bid on you!