What do most people wear to court?

Law-suits

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Why is YOLO popular all of a sudden?

Was there seriously a problem of people thinking we all lived twice

What do you call those people who follow musicians around and try to hang with them after the show?

Drummers.

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What did Helen Keller say when she jumped off a cliff?

Nothing, she was wearing mittens.

What do you call a man who wears crisp packets as trousers?

Russell.

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What do lawyers wear to court?

Law suits!

Why did the lawyer go to the tailor?

He wanted a law-suit

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What did the tomato say to the cheese in court?

I rest my queso.

What do you call 1 white guy surrounded by a court of black people?

The NBA.