What do most people wear to court?

Law-suits

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What do people with memory loss and posters on r/jokes have in common?

They both say the same jokes over and over again.

Why do saunas remind some people of blonde's?

Because they're both steaming and wet when you enter and they don't mind if you bring friends.

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What's blue and white and sits up a tree?

A fridge wearing a denim jacket.

What shoes do roosters wear?

Chickenstocks

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What do lawyers wear to court?

Law suits!

What does a lawyer wear to work?

A law-suit

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Why did the stoner take his wife to court?

He wanted to get joint custody.

Why won't a woman sleep with you after a date at Burger King?

Because you have to court her before you pound her.