Why did the lead singer of Drowning Pool lose his job at Starbucks?

HE LET BISCOTTI HIT THE FLOOR

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Why do shoes get sad... Why do shoes get sad when they lose their matching shoe?

Because they lost their solemate

Why did the Scarecrow lose the debate?

All he had was a straw-man argument.

Let Jokes More Let Jokes

Why does Mona Lisa smiling?

The Mona Lisa is smiling because Chuck Norris let her live.

Why wouldn't the sow let her piglets play with toads?

She didn't want them to grow into wart hogs.

Hit Jokes More Hit Jokes

How do you hit those high notes?

Adam Levine: I sold my soul to the devil. Interviewer: Excuse me Adam Levine: Practice.

Why did the opera singer go sailing?

They wanted to hit the high Cs.

Job Jokes More Job Jokes

Why do chemists love bad jokes?

Their jobs get a lot easier when there are no reactions

What makes the scarecrow so good at his job?

He's outstanding in his field

Starbuck Jokes More Starbuck Jokes

Why is Starbuck's coffee so high on the pH scale?

It's the most basic drink there is.

What do you get when you cross astronomy and cosmology with a dyslexic girl at Starbucks?

Astrology, cosmetology, and a pumpkin space latte

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Why did the lawyer refuse to take payment when defending the lead singer of U2?

Because he said he was pro Bono.

Why does the lead singer of Sublime hate tennis?

Cause love is what I got

Floor Jokes More Floor Jokes

How can you make money fast?

Glue it to the floor.

What are these clothes on the floor?

A dead Jedi" I replied