Why did the lead singer of Drowning Pool lose his job at Starbucks?

HE LET BISCOTTI HIT THE FLOOR

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Lose Jokes More Lose Jokes

Why did the banker resign?

His customers lost interest in him.

What do you call the teacher who lost her baby?

Miss Carriage

Let Jokes More Let Jokes

What did Anna Freud let her underwear show?

It was a Freudian slip

What should you do when freedom calls?

Let it ring.

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What did the fish say when it hit the wall?

Dam.

How fast can you order a pizza?

HER: I don't- ME: *hits buzzer* NEXT

Job Jokes More Job Jokes

What's your job?

Programming. "What's your hobby " Programming. "What do you do when you're not programming " Think about programming.

Why did the can-crusher quit his job?

Because it was soda pressing.

Starbuck Jokes More Starbuck Jokes

What's the best thing about having a girlfriend who is addicted to Starbucks?

You'll never forget her name.

What is an astronomer's favorite drink?

Star*bucks. Sorry.(https://sarahk18.files.wordpress.com/2013/03/happy-ba-dum-tss-l.jpg)

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Why did the lawyer refuse to take payment when defending the lead singer of U2?

Because he said he was pro Bono.

What do you call it when the lead singer of U2 fights with himself?

Bono-y-Bono

Floor Jokes More Floor Jokes

Why did the student do their multiplication problems on the floor?

Their teacher told them not to use tables!

What happened when the computer fell on the floor?

It slipped a disk.