Why did the lead singer of Drowning Pool lose his job at Starbucks?

HE LET BISCOTTI HIT THE FLOOR

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How do you bowl a 301?

Do you know anyone who has bowled a 300 and lost

What is the most inappropriate thing to say to someone who just lost their job?

You had one job.

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What is Samsung PR team's Christmas jingle you ask?

The phone we gave you is frightful, But the fire is so delightful; And since we have no replace to go, Let it blow! Let it blow! Let it blow!

Why won't the ocean let us drink its water?

Because it's too salty.

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Why are asteroids so strong when they hit the planet?

Because they take a steroid.

How do you discipline your pet rock?

You hit rock bottom!

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What makes the scarecrow so good at his job?

He's outstanding in his field

Why did the can crusher quit his job?

Because it was soda-pressing.

Starbuck Jokes More Starbuck Jokes

What are Starbucks two shipping options?

Ground and federal expresso

What do birds order when they go to Starbucks?

Flappaccinos.

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Why did the lawyer refuse to take payment when defending the lead singer of U2?

Because he said he was pro Bono.

What did the lead singer of The Prodigy say to the guy parking his Mini Cooper?

Back my Smitch Up!

Floor Jokes More Floor Jokes

What are these clothes on the floor?

A dead Jedi" I replied

What do you call coffee on the floor?

Ground Coffee.