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Why did the lead singer of Drowning Pool lose his job at Starbucks?

HE LET BISCOTTI HIT THE FLOOR

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Lose Jokes More Lose Jokes

Why did the lion lose at poker?

He was playing with a cheetah.

What is it called when a reptile loses its tail?

Ereptile Dysfunction

Let Jokes More Let Jokes

What about Take Me On?

4 hrs of arguing later "Ok we'll say both. Now let's get perms."

What time is it when your watchdog lets a robber take the family silver?

Time to get a new watchdog.

Hit Jokes More Hit Jokes

Why did Tigger stick his head in the toilet?

He was looking for Pooh. - *My little brother told me this one hit me with a little bit of nostalgia.*

What did the homeless men yell when they hit each other with cardboard?

Pillow fight!

Job Jokes More Job Jokes

Why can't bears get jobs in Australia?

They don't have the right koalfications!

What has everyone been doing at Apple since the problems with the iPhone 6 started?

Looking for Jobs.

Starbuck Jokes More Starbuck Jokes

What do you get when you cross astronomy and cosmology with a dyslexic girl at Starbucks?

Astrology, cosmetology, and a pumpkin space latte

Why is Starbuck's coffee so high on the pH scale?

It's the most basic drink there is.

Lead Singer Jokes More Lead Singer Jokes

What do you call it when the lead singer of U2 fights with himself?

Bono-y-Bono

Why did the lead singer of Drowning Pool lose his job at Starbucks?

HE LET BISCOTTI HIT THE FLOOR

Floor Jokes More Floor Jokes

How are that many Republicans candidates supposed to debate each other at once?

Throw a dollar bill in the floor and let the last one alive run for president.

How do you stop a baby from crawling round in circles?

Nail its other hand to the floor.