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Why did the lead singer of Drowning Pool lose his job at Starbucks?

HE LET BISCOTTI HIT THE FLOOR

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Why can't Redditors lose their virginity?

They can never get further than the tip!

How to lose a gf: Gf: which of my friends would be the most fun to have a 3some with?

Me: *names two of them*

Let Jokes More Let Jokes

What do you get when ant's parents won't let him marry his girlfriend?

Antelopes.

What do you call a physicist who makes lets play videos?

Quarkiplier

Hit Jokes More Hit Jokes

How fast can you order a pizza?

HER: I don't- ME: *hits buzzer* NEXT

Why did Tigger stick his head in the toilet?

He was looking for Pooh. - *My little brother told me this one hit me with a little bit of nostalgia.*

Job Jokes More Job Jokes

What job do rabbits at hotels have?

Bellhop.

Why is everyone mad at Kim Davis?

Nobody in the government does their job.

Starbuck Jokes More Starbuck Jokes

What are Starbucks two shipping options?

Ground and federal expresso

Why did the lead singer of Drowning Pool lose his job at Starbucks?

HE LET BISCOTTI HIT THE FLOOR

Lead Singer Jokes More Lead Singer Jokes

Why did the lead singer of Drowning Pool lose his job at Starbucks?

HE LET BISCOTTI HIT THE FLOOR

What did the lead singer of The Prodigy say to the guy parking his Mini Cooper?

Back my Smitch Up!

Floor Jokes More Floor Jokes

How do you stop a baby from crawling around in circles?

Nail its other hand to the floor.

What did the Mexican boy say to his mom after he mopped the floors and found his brother?

I've cleaned up and found Jesus.