Why did the lead singer of Drowning Pool lose his job at Starbucks?

HE LET BISCOTTI HIT THE FLOOR

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Why was the fruit farmer losing money?

He couldn't grow a pear

What does a burning Mexican farm smell like?

Tacos. Overheard an old man telling another guy how he lost his farm in Mexico, and how the smell reminded him of tacos.

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Why can't Elsa hold a balloon?

Because she might Let it Go

What did one royal family say to the other before getting into a fight?

Put up your Dukes! I'll just let myself out...

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What's the worst thing about having to kiss Grandma?

When the damn coffin lid falls and hits you in the head.

Why did Sally fall off the swing?

Because she didn't have any arms. Knock Knock. Who's there? Definitely not Sally. Why did Jimmy drop his ice cream? He was hit by a truck Why didn't the truck turn out of the way? Sally Was driving

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Why did the ska kid not get the job?

They were worried about his checkered past

Why did the bacteriologist quit her job?

She hated being microbe-managed.

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What is an astronomer's favorite drink?

Star*bucks. Sorry.(https://sarahk18.files.wordpress.com/2013/03/happy-ba-dum-tss-l.jpg)

What's long and white?

The line to Starbucks.

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Why did the lawyer refuse to take payment when defending the lead singer of U2?

Because he said he was pro Bono.

Why does the lead singer of Sublime hate tennis?

Cause love is what I got

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What did the cheese maker say when his vat got dumped to the floor?

That's no gouda

What happened when the computer fell on the floor?

It slipped a disk.