How do you bowl a 301?

Do you know anyone who has bowled a 300 and lost

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What do you call the teacher who lost her baby?

Miss Carriage

What did one atom say to the other?

I lost an electron..." The other atom asks "Are you sure " First atom replies, "I'm positive!"

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What are the best funny fake names you know?

I submit - Craven Moorehead

Why did the blonde call the welfare office?

She wanted to know how to cook food stamps!

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What does a cat call a bowl of mice?

A purrfect meal!

Why is a dance like a bowl of cereal?

They are both more enjoyable with dates!

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What do a load of bricks and a 300 lb woman have in common?

At some point they'll both be laid by a Mexican.

How done is she?

A.) 100% done b.) 300% done c.) SO done d.) She can't even