How many liberals does it take to defend America?

Nobody knows, they've never tried.

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How do you know if someone was in the navy?

Oh don't worry, they'll tell you.

When did Caesar reign?

I didn't know he reigned. Of course he did didn't they hail him

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What did the Secret Service agent say to the President-elect when someone tried to take a shot at him?

Donald, Duck!

What did the bartender say to the jumper cables?

You better not try to start anything.

America Jokes More America Jokes

What is the difference between a yogurt and america?

If you leave the yogurt for 100 years alone, it develops a culture.

Who do you save?

America. Keep right on going and don't stop.

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What do you call 1,000 liberals at the bottom of the ocean?

A good start! **an old joke that my dad used to tell at every party. You could replace "liberals" with pretty much anything.

Why is Reddit full of liberals?

All the conservatives are out working.

Defend Jokes More Defend Jokes

How many men do you need to defend Paris?

I have no idea. Nobody ever tried.

Why is America bad at the game Chess?

Because they don't know how to defend their towers.