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How many liberals does it take to defend America?

Nobody knows, they've never tried.

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How do you know accountants have no imagination?

They named a firm PricewaterhouseCoopers.

What do call a potato that knows martial arts?

Jacket Chan

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What did the Secret Service agent say to the President-elect when someone tried to take a shot at him?

Donald, Duck!

How did they invent break dancing?

Trying to steal the hubcaps off a moving car.

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Why doesn't Mexico have a good Olympic team?

Because all the ones that can run, jump and swim are already in America.

Who survives?

America.

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Where do you find a liberal at a convention?

In the far left corner!

Why is Reddit full of liberals?

All the conservatives are out working.

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Why did the lawyer refuse to take payment when defending the lead singer of U2?

Because he said he was pro Bono.

What did Eminem learn to defend himself?

Marshall arts.