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How do you do that?

I carry my laptop outside and if it gets wet I know it's raining!

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Know Jokes More Know Jokes

What is the only English word a French-Canadian knows?

Sorry.

Who wears a red suit and knows if you were naughty or nice?

The Spanish Inquisition.

Carry Jokes More Carry Jokes

What happened when the joker dropped an elephant carrying a ten ton weight on Batman and Robin?

They became flatman and ribbon. has left the building.

How do you get a Mexican across the border using only math?

Carry the Juan

Rain Jokes More Rain Jokes

Why do clouds make good Kings?

Because they have rain over every country in the world.

What does Gwen Stefani say when it rains a lot in California?

No Drought.**

Laptop Jokes More Laptop Jokes

What do you call a singing Laptop?

A Dell

Which laptop has the most pleasant speakers?

A Dell