How do you do that?

I carry my laptop outside and if it gets wet I know it's raining!

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How do we know cats are communists?

All they ever say is Mao.

How do I know?

They have already told everybody about 6 times in 5 minutes

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Why does SnoopDogg always carry an umbrella?

Fo Drizzle

Why is a dog with a lame leg like adding 6 and 7s?

He puts down the three and carries the one.

Rain Jokes More Rain Jokes

What do you call a bear that's been in the rain?

A drizzly bear, of course

What did the Goat living in Manama say when it starting raining?

BAAAHH RAIN!

Laptop Jokes More Laptop Jokes

What do you call a burger that merged with a laptop?

A big mac*

What do you call a laptop that ejaculates metal?

Computer