How do you do that?

I carry my laptop outside and if it gets wet I know it's raining!

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How do you know if there is a drummer at your door?

The knocking always speeds up.

How do you know if somebody graduated from Harvard?

They'll tell you.

Carry Jokes More Carry Jokes

What is Queen's (the band, not the monarch) favourite type of luggage?

Carry ooooooooonnnn, carry ooooooonnnnnnnnnn

Why do you carry a knife?

Me: A sword is harder to hide.

Rain Jokes More Rain Jokes

Why do owls not mate when it's raining?

Toowet Towoo

What gets less rain than the Sahara Desert?

The sun!

Laptop Jokes More Laptop Jokes

Why did the spy steal the laptop?

It had a sticker that said 'intel inside'.

What do you call a laptop that sings?

A Dell