How do you do that?

I carry my laptop outside and if it gets wet I know it's raining!

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When do you know you are getting a good deal on a boat?

When there's a sail on it.

What do you call a deer that likes rain?

A rain-deer. I know it's terrible.

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How can you tell when witches are carrying a time bomb?

You can hear their brooms tick!

Why can't the cops keep calm and carry on?

Because they carry guns instead

Rain Jokes More Rain Jokes

Why didn't any of them get wet?

It wasn't raining.

Why does rain make people sad?

Because they're in a depression.

Laptop Jokes More Laptop Jokes

What do you call a laptop that ejaculates metal?

Computer

What kind of laptop calls you a thousand times?

A dell