Why is a dog with a lame leg like adding 6 and 7s?

He puts down the three and carries the one.

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What do you call a dog with no hind legs and balls of steel?

Sparky

What do you call a dog that goes to the beach?

Ballroom blitz

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How are you doing in arithmetic?

I've learned to add up the zeros but the numbers are still giving me trouble.

Whatya doin?

Me: I fixed the toilet so I'm adding Potty Fixer to my resume W: You mean Plumber M: DO I LOOK LIKE A HOUSE SCIENTIST

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Why don't feminists carry handguns?

Because of the triggers. I'm sorry

What floats, is very-very heavy and carries a variety of flavours as a payload?

A *Souper*tanker! Simmer on that! - I say!

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Why could 8 see that 6 was afraid of 7?

Because 7 was mean. Get it?

Why was 6 scared?

Because 7 was a 6 offender.

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Why did 6 break up with 7?

Because 7 ate 9 out

Why aren't jokes in base 8 funny?

Because 7, 10, 11.