Why is a dog with a lame leg like adding 6 and 7s?

He puts down the three and carries the one.

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What does a dog do that you step in?

Pants.

Why did the dog sleep so poorly?

By mistake he plugged his electric blanket into the toaster and kept popping out of bed all night!

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What are the type of numbers you get when you take an integer and add it to itself?

I can't even

What happened when Apple added the new touchbar?

They're taking away functions, and there's no escape.

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How can you tell when witches are carrying a time bomb?

You can hear their brooms tick!

Why does Axl Rose love to carry around The Scarlet Letter?

Because every Rose has its Hawthorne

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What is the temperature of the average coffin?

6 Below

What has 6 legs bits and talks in code?

A morese-quito!

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What's the difference between a fox and a dog?

About 7 beers.

Why was number 6 scared of number 7?

Because 7 8 9!