Why is a dog with a lame leg like adding 6 and 7s?

He puts down the three and carries the one.

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What do you call a cross between a dog and a turtle?

A cross. The animals around it have no effect on its name duh.

What did Adele say when asked where her dog is?

Groomer has it

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How do you stick things together like Fred Flinstone?

You add a dab of glue.

Why couldn't the blonde add 10 and 7 on a calulator?

She couldn't find the 10 key.

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What does a skeleton use to carry his bones?

A CART-ilage

Why do postmen carry letters?

Because the letters can't go anywhere by themselves.

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What do you call a seven course Irish meal?

A 6-pack and a potato.

Why is the number 6 always angry?

Because 789

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How much time do I have left, doctor?

Doctor: 10 Guy: 10 what! 10 days, 10 months, 10 years Doctor: 9...8...7...6...5...

How do you describe the bears?

Fast and Furious 7