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Why is a dog with a lame leg like adding 6 and 7s?

He puts down the three and carries the one.

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Why do dogs run in circles?

Because its hard to run in squares!

Why do you need a licence for a dog and not for a cat?

Cats can't drive!

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What does Batman like adding to his drinks?

JUST-ICE

How can you make a soup rich?

Add 14 carrots (carats) to it.

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Why do ghosts carry tissues?

Because they have BOOOOgers.

Why do the English always carry umbrellas?

Because umbrellas can't walk

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What did the Italian say when 6 curses were removed from him?

Hexagon.

What's the common thing between Mercedes and iphone 6?

Mercedes Benz...

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What is up with 1, 3, 5, 7, 9?

I can't even...

What has 8 legs and 7 arms?

Def Leppard