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Why is a dog with a lame leg like adding 6 and 7s?

He puts down the three and carries the one.

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What do you get if you cross a dog with Concorde?

A jet setter!

What is the only breed of dog a boxer is afraid of?

A Doberman puncher!

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What happened when Apple added the new touchbar?

They're taking away functions, and there's no escape.

What do you get when you add 2 apples to 3 apples?

A senior high school math problem.

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Where does an elephant carry its laptop?

In its trunk.

Why does Snoop Dogg carry an umbrella?

Fo drizzle b: fo shizzle C: fo nizzle D: fo bizzle

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What's the common thing between Mercedes and iphone 6?

Mercedes Benz...

What's 6" long, bent to the left, and in the front of my pants??

My iPhone 6.

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Why were all the numbers afraid of 7?

Because 7 8 9.

Why is the next Windows version 10 and not 9?

Because 7 ate(8) 9!