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What did Adele say when asked where her dog is?

Groomer has it

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What do you call a dog that goes through your stuff?

Snoop dog.

Why is a dog like a baseball player?

He runs for home when he sees the catcher coming.

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How can you tell the difference between a chemist and a plumber?

Ask them to pronounce unionized.

Whenever I shut down my computer, it asks, "Are you sure you want to shut down your computer?

Then I wonder if it knows something I don't.

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Why did Adele leave the house?

So she could say Hello from the outside.

What did Adele name her sandwich shop?

A deli

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What did Adele say when asked where her dog is?

Groomer has it

Where did the dog find her husband?

At the Groomers!