Groomer has it
Me: *Thinking about how dogs understand more English words than I understand dog words* Science stuff.
Because they have two left feet!
None, because they keep on asking why all of the other light bulbs in the house aren't being changed at the same time.
He asked. I said, "My next door neighbour."
Never mind, I'll find someone like you
To say hello from the udder side. I'll take my Oscar now.
At the Groomers!
