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Why did Adele cross the road?

To say Hello from the other side. I called you a million times.

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How did the octopus lovers walk down the road?

Arm in arm in arm in arm in arm in arm in arm in arm in arm.

Why can't spooky skeletons cross the road?

No guts.

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Why did chicken cross the road?

Because Intermediate value theorem

Why did the whale cross the road?

To get to the other tide.

Million Jokes More Million Jokes

Why did the two most senior nuns in the convent break up a German terror plot to steal millions in bearer bonds?

Old habits die hard

What has a million and one legs but still can't walk?

Jerry's kids.

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Who sang at the funeral of those who died in a railroads arson?

Adele. Some one set fire to the train

What did the NFL Commissioner say when Adele turned down the Superbowl Halftime Show?

Never mind, I'll find someone like you