Why did Adele cross the road?

To say Hello from the other side. I called you a million times.

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Road Jokes More Road Jokes

Why did the Cook cross the road?

Because there were "Too Many Cooks".

Why are fire engines red?

You would be too if you were running down the road with your hose hanging out!

Cross Jokes More Cross Jokes

What do you get if crossed a new born snake with a basketball?

A bouncing baby boa!

What do you get when you cross a snake and a kangaroo?

('A jump rope')

Million Jokes More Million Jokes

How do you walk out of a Casino with $1 Million?

Walk in with $2 Million.

What did Star Trek teach millions of kids?

To boldly split infinitives!

Adele Jokes More Adele Jokes

Why did Adele leave the house?

So she could say Hello from the outside.

What did Adele say when she crossed the road?

Sing* Hello from the other side!