Why did Adele cross the road?

To say Hello from the other side. I called you a million times.

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Why don't they sell GPSs in Italy?

Because all the roads lead to Rome.

Why did the robot cross the road?

Because it was carbon bonded to the chicken.

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Why did the mafia cross the road?

Hey forget about it

What do you get when you cross an elephant with a bird?

A gulp. It's like a swallow, only bigger.

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Why did Adele cross the road?

To say Hello from the other side. I called you a million times.

What if it all goes wrong and they clone millions of John Lennons?

Imagine all the people..

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Why did Adele cross the street?

To say hello.... From the other side.

What did Adele say when asked where her dog is?

Groomer has it