Why did Adele cross the road?

To say Hello from the other side. I called you a million times.

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Road Jokes More Road Jokes

What's orange and red and crawls along the side of the road?

A wounded cheesie.

What's the longest you've ever stared at your phone without glancing up to look at the road while driving?

For me it's three weeks.

Cross Jokes More Cross Jokes

Why did the pillow cross the road?

Because it was cooler on the other side.

Why did the accountant cross the street?

To crunch numbers.

Million Jokes More Million Jokes

How many zeros in one million?

Six" "Ok, thanks" *writes milli000000n*

What will you do with a million watermelons?

I don't want the watermelons, I just want the money.

Adele Jokes More Adele Jokes

What's the opposite of Adele?

Amac or BB-Mac (you pick which one's funnier)

What do you call a computer that only plays sad songs?

Adele