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Why don't they sell GPSs in Italy?

Because all the roads lead to Rome.

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Road Jokes More Road Jokes

Why did the Chinese Government cross the road?

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Why did the existential nihilist cross the road?

Who cares.

Sell Jokes More Sell Jokes

Why won't Apple's new MacBook sell well?

Because it has NO FANS!!! (get it no fans... thank you!! don't forget to tip your server.)

Whats baked every day and sells itself?

My sister.

Italy Jokes More Italy Jokes

Why did Italy cross the road?

To switch sides

Why Wasn't Jesus born in Italy?

They couldn't find 3 wise men or a virgin.

Rome Jokes More Rome Jokes

Who ate a lot and conquered Rome?

Atilla the Hungry.

What do they call soda in Rome?

Pope.

Lead Jokes More Lead Jokes

What is the leading cause of dry skin?

Bath towels...

Why did the policeman shoot the empty LED?

It was a black one.

Gps Jokes More Gps Jokes

Why don't they sell GPSs in Italy?

Because all the roads lead to Rome.

What do you call your GPS if it has the voice of Terry Crews?

Crews Control.