Why don't they sell GPSs in Italy?

Because all the roads lead to Rome.

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Why did the mafia cross the road?

Hey forget about it

How do American chickens cross the road?

In a bucket.

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What do you call a rodent that sells illegal guns?

An Armadealer

What do you call a store that sells terribly made Nun apparel?

The Bad Habit.

Italy Jokes More Italy Jokes

Why are a lot of Italians named Tony?

Because as they got on the boat to leave Italy, they were stamped on the head, "TO NY".

Why wasn't Christ born in Italy?

They couldn't find three wise men and a virgin.

Rome Jokes More Rome Jokes

Why did Hannibal invade Rome?

OC Well it was kinda hard to avoid, what will all roads leading there and what not.

Why was math so easy in ancient Rome?

X always equals 10

Lead Jokes More Lead Jokes

How do you get the walls of your house as bright as they can possibly be?

Use LED based paint.

Why did you lead me on a five-state chase?

Driver: I love to travel.

Gps Jokes More Gps Jokes

Why don't they sell GPSs in Italy?

Because all the roads lead to Rome.

What do you call your GPS if it has the voice of Terry Crews?

Crews Control.