Why don't they sell GPSs in Italy?

Because all the roads lead to Rome.

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Road Jokes More Road Jokes

What did Apply say to the iPhone 7?

Hit the road, Jack.

Why didn't the toilet paper cross the road?

It didn't want to get stuck in any cracks.

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Why did the hacker start selling his services?

So he could make his 4Chan.

What's the fastest way to make money as a guitarist?

By selling your guitar.

Italy Jokes More Italy Jokes

What is the poor part of Italy called?

The spaghetto

What do you get when you're sick in Italy?

Pox Romana

Rome Jokes More Rome Jokes

Why did Hannibal invade Rome?

OC Well it was kinda hard to avoid, what will all roads leading there and what not.

Why won't you find any gondolas in the Eternal City?

Because Rome wasn't built in a bay.

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What's the leading cause of obesity in women?

Wedding rings

Why couldn't Led Zeppelin play pinball?

They had No Quarter

Gps Jokes More Gps Jokes

Why don't they sell GPSs in Italy?

Because all the roads lead to Rome.

What do you call your GPS if it has the voice of Terry Crews?

Crews Control.