They couldn't find three wise men and a virgin.
Because he'd never have been able to find 3 wise men and a virgin.
Every time he touched a "wound" it closed.
They admit de feet.
The elephants found out that they were being paid peanuts compared to the rest of the troupe and the ringleader was taking the lions share.
Maulbec
They can't stop licking their paws.
One way or the other someone is losing a trailer.
Interracial
Because he'd always get nailed into the boards
Crossfit
Because they couldn't find three wise men or a virgin. Gf sent me this when she was driving through the state.
Myrrhder