They couldn't find three wise men and a virgin.
An only child....
No matter how hard God looked, he could not find three wise men or a virgin anywhere in Mexico
I tell her, 'As soon as they find the bodies.'
On the end of monsters fingers.
They'd read in the newspaper that one out of every five babies born in the world today is Chinese.
Because the teacher keeps asking about things that happened before I was born!
Because it has four A's and one B.
He refused to integrate.
Because he'd always get nailed into the boards
It only takes 1 nail to hang the picture of Jesus Christ
Because they couldn't find three wise men or a virgin. Gf sent me this when she was driving through the state.