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Wise Man Jokes

Why was Jesus not Mexican?

No matter how hard God looked, he could not find three wise men or a virgin anywhere in Mexico

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Why doesn't UGA ever have a nativity scene at Christmas?

Because they can't find three wise men and a virgin.

Why was Jesus not born in West Virginia?

Because they couldn't find three wise men or a virgin. Gf sent me this when she was driving through the state.

Why was Jesus not born in Australia?

Because God could not find three wise men and a virgin.

Why did the Wise Man get 25 to life?

Myrrhder

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What has 6 letters, starts with 'P', and ends a sentence?

Parole.

What should you do when your epileptic child starts seizing in the bathtub?

Throw in your laundry!

25 Jokes More 25 Jokes

Why do engineers mix up Halloween and Christmas?

Because OCT 31=DEC 25

How fast are black people allowed to go on the highway?

25 to Life.

Time Jokes More Time Jokes

What can you make and break at the same time?

A racket.

What are you gonna do today?

Me: Shower. W: ...what else M: Make a new iTunes playlist. W: Wow. M: Might not have time for a shower.

Woman Jokes More Woman Jokes

What do women and pine trees have in common?

Every time you try to get on one, they ruin it by getting sappy.

Why won't a woman sleep with you after a date at Burger King?

Because you have to court her before you pound her.

Life Jokes More Life Jokes

What do men and hardwood flooring have in common?

Lay 'em right the first time and you can walk all over them the rest of your life!

What walks on 8 legs until it's one years old, 4 legs until it's twenty years old and then 2 legs for the remainder of it's life?

Fred and George Weasley.

Sentence Jokes More Sentence Jokes

Why did the husband go to jail for a crime his wife committed?

Because they finish each other's sentences

When is the only time a woman says something smart?

When her sentence starts with "A wise man once said"