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Wise Man Jokes

Why was Jesus not Mexican?

No matter how hard God looked, he could not find three wise men or a virgin anywhere in Mexico

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Why doesn't UGA ever have a nativity scene at Christmas?

Because they can't find three wise men and a virgin.

Why was Jesus not born in West Virginia?

Because they couldn't find three wise men or a virgin. Gf sent me this when she was driving through the state.

Why was Jesus not born in Australia?

Because God could not find three wise men and a virgin.

Why did the Wise Man get 25 to life?

Myrrhder

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Why do so many math majors confuse Halloween and Christmas?

Because Oct 31 is Dec 25

What do you call the alphabet with only 25 letters?

Noe(L)...no "L"

Sentence Jokes More Sentence Jokes

Why did the husband go to jail for a crime his wife committed?

Because they finish each other's sentences

What do you call someone who finishes a sentence with you?

Partner in crime.

Start Jokes More Start Jokes

What's the difference between a sperm bank and an regular bank?

When you start to make deposits at the sperm bank, you loose interest

Who started the campfire website?

Some bright spark.

Time Jokes More Time Jokes

What time does Sean Connery go to Wimbledon at?

Tennish.

How many times does 1 go into 0?

As Many Times As It Wants!

Woman Jokes More Woman Jokes

Why don't women wear dresses in the winter?

They could get chapped lips!

How many women have you slept with wife asked husband, "How many women have you slept with?

He proudly replied, "Only you, Darling. With all the others I was awake."

Life Jokes More Life Jokes

What is the one riddle that everyone gives up?

The riddle of life!

Why did the hearing aid saleman give it up for a life of piracy?

Because he only made a good buccaneer.