Wise Man Jokes

Why was Jesus not Mexican?

No matter how hard God looked, he could not find three wise men or a virgin anywhere in Mexico

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Why doesn't UGA ever have a nativity scene at Christmas?

Because they can't find three wise men and a virgin.

Why was Jesus not born in West Virginia?

Because they couldn't find three wise men or a virgin. Gf sent me this when she was driving through the state.

Why was Jesus not born in Australia?

Because God could not find three wise men and a virgin.

Why did the Wise Man get 25 to life?

Myrrhder

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25 Jokes More 25 Jokes

Why do programmers celebrate Christmas on Halloween?

Because OCT 31 == DEC 25

Why did the programmer confuse Halloween with Christmas?

Because OCT 31 = DEC 25.

Woman Jokes More Woman Jokes

What do you call a programming language designed for women?

An object oriented programming language.

What book do you like the most?

Woman: "My husband's checkbook."

Life Jokes More Life Jokes

Why are hipsters the oldest known form of life?

They were on the Earth before it was cool.

What's a joke?

My life...

Start Jokes More Start Jokes

What is the worst joke you have ever Heard?

I'll start it off: Two antennas met on a roof, fell in love and got married. The Ceremony wasn't much, but the reception was excellent.

How do all racist jokes start?

Looks over left shoulder* *Looks over right shoulder*

Time Jokes More Time Jokes

What did one calculator say to the other when it was time for it to leave?

Aight I'll calcu-lata

What did T-Rex say after doing yoga for the first time?

Dinosore

Sentence Jokes More Sentence Jokes

How do you know when a woman's about to say something smart?

When she starts her sentence with "A man once told me".

What happened after the word bank was robbed?

There was a run on sentences.