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Wise Man Jokes

Why was Jesus not Mexican?

No matter how hard God looked, he could not find three wise men or a virgin anywhere in Mexico

We've Got This Love Thing Down

We've Got This Love Thing Down

Why doesn't UGA ever have a nativity scene at Christmas?

Because they can't find three wise men and a virgin.

Why was Jesus not born in West Virginia?

Because they couldn't find three wise men or a virgin. Gf sent me this when she was driving through the state.

Why was Jesus not born in Australia?

Because God could not find three wise men and a virgin.

Why did the Wise Man get 25 to life?

Myrrhder

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Woman Jokes More Woman Jokes

Whats the difference between and old computer and a woman?

A computer accepts a 3.5 inch floppy

What do you call a woman with an opinion?

Wrong.

Start Jokes More Start Jokes

How do you start a conversation about men's rights?

Mention feminism.

What word starts with F and ends with UCK?

Firetruck

Life Jokes More Life Jokes

What is the value of x?

Student: She was my life.

What did 'b' say to his friend 'e' after 'e' saved his life?

AY E! I O U edit: added Y

25 Jokes More 25 Jokes

Why do programmers always get Christmas and Halloween mixed up?

Because DEC 25 = OCT 31

Why do engineers confuse Christmas and Halloween?

Because OCT 31= DEC 25

Time Jokes More Time Jokes

Why did people use insulation containing deadly toxins?

It was asbestos they could do at the time!

Why Is Chemistry Racist?

It's very selective. Edit. My first time making a joke. I know I can't make a joke. This is not directed at anyone.

Sentence Jokes More Sentence Jokes

What do you call someone who finishes a sentence with you?

Partner in crime.

What did you say?

Me: Judge Did you just reverse my sentence *Stage dives into cheering jury*