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How to use green, yellow, and pink in a sentence?

The phone goes green, green, green, I pink it up, and say yellow.

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What did the 80 grit sandpaper say to the 36 grit sandpaper?

You're a little rougher than I'm used to, but I'll grit and bear it. I'm sorry, that joke was a little rough ;D

What would Steve Urkel say if he used The Force?

Jedi do that?

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How do you feel when your phone suddenly starts blaring your least favorite tune?

Alarmed.

Why did The Hobbit put his phone on silent?

Because he was bored of the rings!

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Why did the English major break up with the pilot?

Because the pilot kept ending sentences with a preposition, over.

What happened after the word bank was robbed?

There was a run on sentences.

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What do Dale Earnhardt and Pink Floyd have in common?

Both of their biggest hits were the wall.

How to use green, yellow, and pink in a sentence?

The phone goes green, green, green, I pink it up, and say yellow.