How to use green, yellow, and pink in a sentence?

The phone goes green, green, green, I pink it up, and say yellow.

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What unit of measurement did the ancient greeks use to measure their crops?

Demeter.

Why did the school principal forbid the use of true/false tests?

It was part of the school's anti Boolean campaign.

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What kind of phone does The Flash use?

Not an iPhone because Apple doesn't support flash

How do you feel when your phone suddenly starts blaring your least favorite tune?

Alarmed.

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How's my life?

Let's just say I'm starting a lot of sentences with "let's just say".

Why was the blot of ink so sad?

It's mother was in the pen and it didn't know how long the sentence was.

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What do Dale Earnhardt and Pink Floyd have in common?

Both of their biggest hits were the wall.

How to use green, yellow, and pink in a sentence?

The phone goes green, green, green, I pink it up, and say yellow.