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How to use green, yellow, and pink in a sentence?

The phone goes green, green, green, I pink it up, and say yellow.

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What is it that is yours, but others use it more than you?

Your name

What cheese do you use to coax a bear out of its cage?

Camembert

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What do all dogs get with their phones?

Collar ID

What does a highlighter say when it answers the phone?

Yello?

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Why was the little ink blot so unhappy?

Because his mother was in the pen, and they didn't know how long the sentence would be.

Whatcha got, reddit?

I am not funny and I need to be. I am writing a script for a short show that's formatted like "Weekend Update" on Saturday Night Live. So that means one sentence about the topic, and then one liner joke. Thank you all!

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How to use green, yellow, and pink in a sentence?

The phone goes green, green, green, I pink it up, and say yellow.

What do Dale Earnhardt and Pink Floyd have in common?

Both of their biggest hits were the wall.