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Why was the blot of ink so sad?

It's mother was in the pen and it didn't know how long the sentence was.

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Know Jokes More Know Jokes

Why do Greek men wear gold neck chains?

So they know where to stop shaving.

How do locomotives know where they're going?

Lots of training.

Mother Jokes More Mother Jokes

What's worse than having your car impounded by the police?

Impounding your mother

Why was the baby strawberry crying?

Because his mother was in a jam.

Sentence Jokes More Sentence Jokes

How does a Mexican use 'liver' and 'cheese' in the same sentence?

Liver alone, cheese mine!

What did you say?

Me: Judge Did you just reverse my sentence *Stage dives into cheering jury*

Ink Jokes More Ink Jokes

Why did the pig have ink all over his face?

Because it came out of the pen.

Where do Jedi go to get inked?

Tattooine.

Pen Jokes More Pen Jokes

What do you call a pen without style?

Stylus.

What did the valley girl say when her pen ran out of ink?

I LITERALLY CAN'T EVEN WRITE NOW