Because his mother was in the pen, and they didn't know how long the sentence would be.
The parrot says, "Africa." (I don't know if you know this one, but I just heard it today)
The door won't close
When you say one thing and mean a mother. Don't remember where I heard it. Haven't read it here yet.
Wife asks her husband: Honey, If a lion attacks my mother and I, Who would you save first? Husband: Well, the lion!
The phone goes green, green, green, I pink it up, and say yellow.
Women should be first.
Because he kept running out of the pen.
Because it had its in-de-pen-dance. I'm posting lots of really bad jokes tonight that just appear in my head, if just one person enjoys just one joke is worth it, good evening.
