Because his mother was in the pen, and they didn't know how long the sentence would be.
Nobody at the ticket counter knows what "north career" means
You find M&M shells all over the kitchen floor.
It was rated PG-13, and he was only 11. Plus, he had no money, and his mother didn't want him watching movies like that.
Can I have the keys to the broom tonight!
The phone goes green, green, green, I pink it up, and say yellow.
Because it kept running out of the pen!! My favorite joke when young.
A bald point!
