Why was the blot of ink so sad?

It's mother was in the pen and it didn't know how long the sentence was.

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Know Jokes More Know Jokes

What's the best joke you know that's kid-safe?

I know plenty of raunchy jokes, but was asked this recently and came up blank

How do you know when a politician is lying?

Their mouth is moving.

Mother Jokes More Mother Jokes

What does Santa say when he meets your wife, your sister and your mother?

HO HO HO, Merry Christmas!

What did the mother of the guy who broke his arms say at the beginning of every 'session'?

Ssh bby is ok

Sentence Jokes More Sentence Jokes

Why was the double leg amputee sentenced to life?

He had no leg to stand on.

What do you call someone who finishes a sentence with you?

Partner in crime.

Ink Jokes More Ink Jokes

Where do Jedi go to get inked?

Tattooine.

What movie should we see?

ME, SECRETLY TRYING TO HARVEST HER INK: Something super scary *I empty my popcorn bucket*

Pen Jokes More Pen Jokes

Why does Mr. Pencil hate Mr. Pen so much?

Because he is an erascist.

Why did the pig have ink all over his face?

Because it came out of the pen.