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Why was the blot of ink so sad?

It's mother was in the pen and it didn't know how long the sentence was.

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Know Jokes More Know Jokes

What does the zero say to the eight?

I like your belt. Ok, ok. I know it's elementary, but I still love it.

Why dont you like Taylor Swift?

Shes awesome!". Because I knew she was trouble when she walked in.

Mother Jokes More Mother Jokes

What does your mother and a neckbeard have in common?

They both love Ten D's

Whats the difference between Outlaws and Mother-in-laws?

Outlaws are wanted.

Sentence Jokes More Sentence Jokes

What did you say?

Me: Judge Did you just reverse my sentence *Stage dives into cheering jury*

What is the linguistic description of sentences like 'ho ho ho' and 'Merry Christmas'?

They are both santa clauses.

Ink Jokes More Ink Jokes

What movie should we see?

ME, SECRETLY TRYING TO HARVEST HER INK: Something super scary *I empty my popcorn bucket*

Why was the blot of ink so sad?

It's mother was in the pen and it didn't know how long the sentence was.

Pen Jokes More Pen Jokes

What brand of pen does Lance Armstrong use?

Uni-ball

Why does Mr. Pencil hate Mr. Pen so much?

Because he is an erascist.