Why was the little ink blot so unhappy?

Because his mother was in the pen, and they didn't know how long the sentence would be.

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Know Jokes More Know Jokes

What is the distinction between a man that has had a vasectomy and one who hasn't?

I don't know, as far as I'm concerned there's not a vas deferens.

What do you do if can't change a lightbulb?

Ya know what Just screw it.

Mother Jokes More Mother Jokes

Why was Mary Jane not a virgin?

Her mother leaves.

What did the kid say to his mother right before he went to India?

Mumbai

Sentence Jokes More Sentence Jokes

What can you put at the end of a sentence, to make it funnier?

The punchline.

Why cant train drivers be sentenced to the electric chair?

Because they're bad conductors.

Pen Jokes More Pen Jokes

Why do pens get sent to prison?

To do long sentences!

Why do they attach chains to their pens?

If I am trusting you with my money, you should trust me with your pens.