Why was the little ink blot so unhappy?

Because his mother was in the pen, and they didn't know how long the sentence would be.

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Know Jokes More Know Jokes

What do you call a rhinoceros crossed with an elephant?

El' if I know.

What do you get when you cross my mom with my dad?

I don't know, but my Dad said it was a mistake.

Mother Jokes More Mother Jokes

What sign did the mother put up in her neighbourhood when she realized her child's IQ was below average?

SLOW CHILDREN PLAYING

Why did the chick disappoint his mother?

Because he wasn't all he was *cracked up* to be.

Sentence Jokes More Sentence Jokes

What happened after the word bank was robbed?

There was a run on sentences.

Why did the criminal get released from prison after he wrote a short essay?

He had served his sentence.

Pen Jokes More Pen Jokes

What is hard and six inches long?

My pen is

Why did the farmer call his pig "Ink"?

Because it was always running out of the pen.