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What did the mommy broom say to the baby broom?

Time to go to sweep.

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How many times does a woman laugh after you tell her a joke?

Three. When you tell it to her, then when you explain it to her, and then when she gets it.

Why do Asian parents give their children short names?

More time on tests.

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Why was the broom late for school?

It over-swept

Why would Rip Van Winkle make a good janitor?

Because he swept for 20 years.