How can you tell an old person from a young person?

An old person can sing and brush their teeth at the same time.

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A full set of teeth

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He needed some time to himself to decompose.

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Santa's little Elvis.

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What happens if you game so much you forget to brush your teeth?

You get Halo-tosis.

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Someone bumped his elbow while he was brushing his teeth.

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How can you tell an old person from a young person?

An old person can sing and brush their teeth at the same time.