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How can you tell an old person from a young person?

An old person can sing and brush their teeth at the same time.

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How can you tell if someone got their dog from a shelter?

Don't worry, they'll let you know.

Why don't people tell Chemistry jokes?

Because they never get a reaction.

Tooth Jokes More Tooth Jokes

What happens if you game so much you forget to brush your teeth?

You get Halo-tosis.

What do you get when you put the entire South Carolina cheerleading team in one room?

A full set of teeth.

Time Jokes More Time Jokes

How do crows know what time is it?

They have the knights watch.

What does a time traveler do when he's hungry?

He goes back 4 seconds.

Sing Jokes More Sing Jokes

How do pirates sing the ABC's?

Abcdefghijklmnopq AAAAARRRRRR stuvwxy and z

What song do burgers sing on the job?

Gristle While You Work!

Brush Jokes More Brush Jokes

What do you call it when you thrust a hairy pole in and out of your mouth, and at the end you spit out a white liquid?

Brushing your teeth!

What can you sit on, sleep on, and brush your teeth with?

A chair, a bed, and a toothbrush.

Old Person Jokes More Old Person Jokes

How can you tell an old person from a young person?

An old person can sing and brush their teeth at the same time.

What's a VCR?

My 10yo instantly making me feel like the oldest person who has ever lived. I need calcium chews for my brittle bones.