How can you tell an old person from a young person?

An old person can sing and brush their teeth at the same time.

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How do you compliment a scarecrow?

Tell him he's outstanding in his field!

How do you tell if someone is a safety engineer?

They are wearing suspenders and a belt.

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What do you call it when you grind your teeth because you are bugged you forgot your dental floss?

Flossless compression!

What's the best thing to put into a pizza?

Your teeth.

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Why did the kid throw the watch out the window?

So time would fly.

How long is the movie?

I need to know what time to pick her up.

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How does Times Square start the new year?

By having Mariah Carey drop the ball! "The audience can sing this one."

What do Scottish owls sing?

Owld Lang Syne.

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What's the difference between a crocodile and a toothbrush?

You can't brush your teeth with a crocodile.

What do you call the object Attila the Hun uses to brush his leg hair?

A Hun knee comb.

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How can you tell an old person from a young person?

An old person can sing and brush their teeth at the same time.