An old person can sing and brush their teeth at the same time.
Me: Before I tell you let's talk about ending sentences with prepositions.
When talking to you, the extrovert mathematician looks at *your* shoes.
Dental floss!
Because it takes more than 35 patients to make a full set of teeth.
Ten tickles
They only work 10% of the time.
Gristle While You Work!
For he's a jolly good Pharaoh. Was that bad Ye, pharaoh-nuff
Brushing your teeth!
Someone bumped his elbow while he was brushing his teeth.
My 10yo instantly making me feel like the oldest person who has ever lived. I need calcium chews for my brittle bones.
