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What do Scottish owls sing?

Owld Lang Syne.

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What did the pony say when he sang with a sore throat?

Sorry, I'm just a little hoarse!

Why is Dave Mustaine described as "heavy metal"?

Because he sings lead. (Better read than said.)

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What's the difference between Mick Jagger and a Scottish shepherd?

One says, "Hey, you, get off of my cloud!" The other says, "Hey, MacLeod, get off of my ewe!

What's big, Scottish and depressing?

Scotland