What do Scottish owls sing?

Owld Lang Syne.

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What do you call a computer that sings?

A Dell

What do monkeys sing at Christmas?

Jungle Bells Jungle bells..!

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What's the difference between The Rolling Stones and a Scottish shepard?

The Stones say "hey you get off of my cloud!" The Shepard says "hey Mc Cloud get of of my ewe!"

How many Scottish highlanders does it take to change a light bulb?

There can be only one.