What do Scottish owls sing?

Owld Lang Syne.

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What did the pony say when he sang with a sore throat?

Sorry, I'm just a little hoarse!

What old-time song is the burgers' favourite?

Hammy' - as sung by Al Jolson!

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What's the difference between Mick Jagger and a Scottish farmer?

Mick Jagger says "Hey (hey) you (you) get off of my cloud..." the Scottish farmer says "Hey McCloud get off of my ewe"

What do you call a Scottish parrot?

A Macaw!