What do Scottish owls sing?

Owld Lang Syne.

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Why do they say "Amen", not "Awomen"?

Because they sing "hymns" not "hers"

What do you call an elf that sings?

A wrapper.

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What's the difference between Mick Jagger and a Scottish Highlander?

Mick Jagger sings, "Hey you, get off of my cloud.. ", while the Scottish Highlander yells, "Hey McCloud, get off of my ewe!"

Why do Scottish men wear kilts?

Because their sheep can hear zippers.