March Madness Sale - 25% Off

How do you tell if someone is a safety engineer?

They are wearing suspenders and a belt.

Previous Random Joke Next

Tell Jokes More Tell Jokes

How do you make a motherboard?

I asked him. He said, "Tell her about my job."

How to tell if someone has Rhotacism?

Ask them to pronounce it.

Belt Jokes More Belt Jokes

What do you call a belt made out of watches?

A waist of time...

Why did the belt get arrested?

Because it held up a pair of pants.

Wear Jokes More Wear Jokes

What do you get when you're bitten by a mosquito wearing a fedora?

M'laria

What sort of clothes does a pet dog wear?

A petticoat!

Suspender Jokes More Suspender Jokes

What did the suspenders say to the trousers?

What's up, britches?!

How do you tell if someone is a safety engineer?

They are wearing suspenders and a belt.