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How do you tell if someone is a safety engineer?

They are wearing suspenders and a belt.

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How to tell if someone has Rhotacism?

Ask them to pronounce it.

Who should get the cat?

I don't know...let's see who he loves the most" 3 weeks later Can you tell "Nope"

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What did the hat say to the belt?

You hang around I'll go on ahead

What do you call a belt made out of watches?

A waist of time...

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What do you call it when someone makes a slam-dunk wearing shiny handcuffs?

Boom-shackle-lacquer!

Why do elephants wear green shoes?

So they can sneak across pool tables. Have you ever seen an elephant sneaking across a pool table? Works, doesn't it?

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How do you tell if someone is a safety engineer?

They are wearing suspenders and a belt.

Why did the suspenders get arrested?

Because they held up a pair of pants.