How do you tell if someone is a safety engineer?

They are wearing suspenders and a belt.

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How do you tell the difference between a chemistry professor and a politician?

Just ask them to read this word: unionized.

How can you tell if a girls tinder profile is fake?

They're attractive!

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Why did the belt go to prison?

He held up a pair of pants!

Why did the belt get arrested?

Because it held up a pair of pants.

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Which is the only insect that needs to wear shoes?

Mosqui-toes.

What's the difference between Super Man and Spider Man?

Super Man wears his underwear over his pants..

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What did the suspenders say to the trousers?

What's up, britches?!

How do you tell if someone is a safety engineer?

They are wearing suspenders and a belt.