How do you tell if someone is a safety engineer?

They are wearing suspenders and a belt.

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How can you tell if someone does crossfit?

Don't worry, they'll tell you.

How does a tornado tell the time?

It checks the tornado watch.

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Why is your voice gone?

Are you ok Me:*thinks back to me belting out Ariana Grande's "Dangerous Woman"* I'm ok...allergies are bad.

Why did the belt get locked up?

He held up a pair of pants.

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What brand of shoes does a paranoid person wear?

Sketchers

What kind of shorts do clouds wear?

Thunderwear.

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What happened when the man lost his suspenders?

He became one of those For Whom the Belt Holds

Why did the suspenders get arrested?

Because they held up a pair of pants.