How do you tell if someone is a safety engineer?

They are wearing suspenders and a belt.

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What's the new baby hippo's name?

Hippopotamus keeper: I don't know he won't tell me.

Why can't you tell pun jokes to kleptomaniacs?

Because they always take things literally

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What does a belt like to do?

Getting Waisted

Why did the belt get locked up?

He held up a pair of pants.

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What kind of shoes does Jack Lew wear?

Cashews.

Why do Nuns always wear the same thing?

It's a habit.

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What happened when the man lost his suspenders?

He became one of those For Whom the Belt Holds

Why did the suspenders get arrested?

Because they held up a pair of pants.