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How do you tell if someone is a safety engineer?

They are wearing suspenders and a belt.

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How many times does 43 go into 9?

The priest won't tell you, but *he knows*.

What did the pirate tell his littler sister when she asked if she could hold his parrot?

ISIS

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Why did the belt get locked up?

He held up a pair of pants.

What does a belt like to do?

Getting Waisted

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What shoes to chickens wear?

Reebok bok bok

What do ateists wear on their necks as an indication of their commitment to the atheism?

Head.

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What did the suspenders say to the trousers?

What's up, britches?!

Why were the suspenders arrested?

For holding up a pair of pants.