How do you tell if someone is a safety engineer?

They are wearing suspenders and a belt.

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When do you know a lawyer is telling the truth?

When his lips are shut.

What's black and blue and laying in a ditch?

A guitarist who'd told too many drummer jokes.

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Why bro?

Men with no pants fighting for a belt.. WTF

Why did the belt go to prison?

He held up a pair of pants!

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What's big and grey and wears a mask?

The elephantom of the opera!

What do you call a reptile wearing a vest?

An investigator. Ba dum tss.

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What did the suspenders say to the trousers?

What's up, britches?!

Why did the suspenders get arrested?

Because they held up a pair of pants.