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What did the suspenders say to the trousers?

What's up, britches?!

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Why shouldn't you buy trousers from northern Ukraine?

Chernobyl fallout

What did the Scotsman say when he ripped his trousers?

Och noo, me troosers!

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Why did the suspenders get arrested?

Because they held up a pair of pants.

Why were the suspenders arrested?

For holding up a pair of pants.

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What did the suspenders say to the trousers?

What's up, britches?!

What did the shoes say to the pants?

What up, britches?