What did the shirt say to the pants?

What's up, britches.

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What kind of pants do you buy for your pet Chihuahua?

Shorts!

Why would you wear two pairs of pants while golfing?

You might get a hole in one.

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When is the only time when No shirt no shorts no shoes gets you service?

If you're a surfer and you're getting head.

What happens when Fonzie doesn't fold his clothes after doing laundry?

His shirts get all winkly.