What's the difference between a violin and a viola?

A viola burns longer.

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What's the difference between a gun and amnesia?

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Mathematicians don't struggle with integration.

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Why is a viola solo like a bomb?

By the time you hear it, it's too late to do anything about it. A long list of viola jokes:

What's the difference between a viola and a trampoline?

You take your shoes off before jumping on a trampoline.

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Why does Marx's toilet play a sonata when flushed?

Because of the violins inherent in the cistern.

What did the violin say when it finally played the music correctly?

Viola.

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What's the difference between a violin and a viola?

A viola burns longer.

Why does a viola burn longer than a violin?

It is usually still in the case.