What's the difference between a violin and a viola?

A viola burns longer.

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Everyone is happy when the case is closed.

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What's the difference between a violin and a viola?

A viola burns longer.

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What's the difference between a violin and a viola?

A viola burns longer.

Why does a viola burn longer than a violin?

It is usually still in the case.