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What's the difference between a violin and a viola?

A viola burns longer.

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Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What is the difference between a girl and a pool table?

You have a shot with a pool table.

What's the difference between an orphan home and a terrorists' boot camp?

I don't know. I'm retiring next month.

Viola Jokes More Viola Jokes

Why can't you hear a viola on a digital recording?

Recording technology has reached such an advanced level of development that all extraneous noise is eliminated.

What's the difference between a viola and a coffin?

With a coffin, the dead person is on the inside.

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How can you tell if a violin is out of tune?

The bow is moving.

Why did the cat get arrested for playing a violin?

Because it was a kitty fiddler.

Viola Burn Jokes More Viola Burn Jokes

Why does a viola burn longer than a violin?

It is usually still in the case.

What's the difference between a violin and a viola?

A viola burns longer.