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What's the difference between a violin and a viola?

A viola burns longer.

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What's the difference between a guy falling from the 20th or the 1st floor of a building?

20th floor fall goes: *Aaaaaah, BAM!* 1st floor fall goes: *BAM, Aaaaah!*

What's the difference between love and hate?

A) Usually about 6 months.

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What's the difference between a viola and a trampoline?

You take your shoes off before jumping on a trampoline.

How does a viola greet a relative?

Cello!

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What do you call a horse that plays the violin?

Fiddler on the hoof!

Why does a viola burn longer than a violin?

It is usually still in the case.

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Why does a viola burn longer than a violin?

It is usually still in the case.

What's the difference between a violin and a viola?

A viola burns longer.