What's the difference between a violin and a viola?

A viola burns longer.

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How can you tell the difference between a chemist and a plumber?

Ask them to pronounce unionized.

What is the difference between the US and yogurt?

If you leave yogurt for 200 years it'll grow a culture.

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How does a viola greet a relative?

Cello!

What is the difference between a dog and a viola?

The dog knows when to stop scratching.

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What do you call a horse that plays the violin?

Fiddler on the hoof!

What's the difference between a cello and a violin?

A cello burns longer.

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Why does a viola burn longer than a violin?

It is usually still in the case.

What's the difference between a violin and a viola?

A viola burns longer.