How many fingers does the dragonborn have?

8 fingers and 2 Thu"ums... Unless the dragonborn only has a Haafingar

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Why were there only 40,000 Mexicans at the Battle of the Alamo?

They only had 2 trucks

What did the 2 say to the 3?

Do you even, bro?

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Why aren't jokes in base 8 funny?

Because 7, 10, 11.

What denomination are the coins in Super Mario Bros?

They're dollar coins, because a quarter is two bits, which means a dollar is 8 bits.

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What has four fingers and a thumb but is not alive?

A glove.) First response: "My Aunt Lydia."

Why did the vampire stand at the bus stop with his finger up his nose?

He was a ghoulsnif fer.