How many fingers does the dragonborn have?

8 fingers and 2 Thu"ums... Unless the dragonborn only has a Haafingar

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Why are only 2% of blondes touch-typists?

The rest are hunt'n peckers.

Who has time to monitor followers/unfollowers?

I can barely keep track of my kids and I only have 1 of those. Wait. Two. I have 2 kids.

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What 8 letter word is read the same way backwards and forwards?

Dyslexia

What has 132 legs and 8 teeth?

The front row of a Garth Brooks concert!

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Why did the guitar teacher go to jail?

He fingered a minor

What does a Duggar girl and the Unabomber have in common?

They have both been fingered by their brother.