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How many fingers does the dragonborn have?

8 fingers and 2 Thu"ums... Unless the dragonborn only has a Haafingar

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What do you call 2 lambs dating?

A relationSHEEP.

What do you call someone who speaks 2 languages?

Bilingual What do you call someone who speaks 3 languages? Trilingual. What do you call someone who speaks only 1 language? American.

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What's the difference between a white baby and a black baby?

20 minutes, thermostat 8.

What 8 letter word is read the same way backwards and forwards?

Dyslexia

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What are sardines?

A little fish that smells like fingers.

Why did the blonde put her finger over the nail when she was hammering?

The noise gave her a headache.