How many fingers does the dragonborn have?

8 fingers and 2 Thu"ums... Unless the dragonborn only has a Haafingar

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What do you call 2 Nuns &amp a Cheerleader?

2 Tightends &amp a Wide Reciever

How do you make a hippopotamus float?

2 hippos and a LOT of root beer.

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Why was 8 afraid of 7?

Because 7 was a registered 6 offender

What has 8 legs and 7 arms?

Def Leppard

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Why did the cannibal go to KFC?

He heard it was finger licking good.

Why doesn't the Kentucky Fried Chicken use toilet paper?

It's finger licking good.