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What has ten legs and nine arms?

Def Leppard

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What did the boy with no arms &amp legs get at the World Cup?

Cancer. ()

What's got four legs and one arm?

An attack dog in a preschool.

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Why is it that sumo wrestlers shave their legs?

So they don't get mistaken for feminists.

How do you call a dog without legs?

You don't you go and grab him

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What has 8 legs and 7 arms?

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What has ten legs and nine arms?

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