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What has ten legs and nine arms?

Def Leppard

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What do you call a guy with no arms &amp no legs laying in a pile of leaves?

Russel

Why did the football player laugh when he broke his arm?

Because it was humerus.

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How does a black man ride a black stallion?

With no legs.

What do you call a kid with no arms, no legs, and an eyepatch?

Names.

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What has 9 arms and 10 legs?

A Def Leppard.

What has 5 arms and rocks?

Def Leppard