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What has ten legs and nine arms?

Def Leppard

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Why was Aron Ralston arrested by the FBI?

For giving arms to Iraq.

What's the difference between an expensive purchase and a loud noise that scares a chicken?

One costs an arm and a leg. The other caused alarm and an egg.

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What do you call a guy with no arms and no legs on your front porch?

Matt. Others:

What do you call a man with no arms or legs who likes to go swimming?

Bob.

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What has 8 legs and 7 arms?

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What is the only deaf animal?

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