Def Leppard Jokes

What has seven arms and can't spell?

Def Leppard

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What has 8 legs and 7 arms?

Def Leppard

Why is Def leppard the best band to listen to while driving?

Because you only need one arm to drum along..

What has 9 arms and 10 legs?

A Def Leppard.

What is the best music to air drum to while driving?

Def Leppard, because you can keep on hand on the wheel.

Why can't the band Def Leppard make music anymore?

They all lost their hearing

What is the only deaf animal?

Def Leppard