What has ten legs and nine arms?

Def Leppard

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What has four legs and one arm?

A K-9 unit on MLK Boulevard

Why did Sally fall off the swingset?

Because she had no arms. "knock knock" "whose there?" "not sally!"

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What do you call a man with no arms and legs that falls into a body of water?

Bob.

What do you call a man with no arms and no legs floating in the ocean?

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Why can't the band Def Leppard make music anymore?

They all lost their hearing

Why is Def leppard the best band to listen to while driving?

Because you only need one arm to drum along..