What has ten legs and nine arms?

Def Leppard

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What has 4 legs and an arm?

A happy pit bull.

What do you call a man with no arms and no legs laying in a pile of leaves?

Russel.

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How can you tell a sumo wrestler from a feminist?

A sumo wrestler shaves his legs.

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What is the only deaf animal?

Def Leppard

Why can't the band Def Leppard make music anymore?

They all lost their hearing