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What has 9 arms and 10 legs?

A Def Leppard.

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What has 10 letters and starts with gas?

Automobile.

How do you exorcise a demon?

Make him run a lap then do 10 push-ups and sit-ups

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Why is Microsoft going straight to Windows 10?

Because 7.. 8.. 9

What do you call a Pho restaurant run by 9 Japanese chefs?

Pho Kyuu EDIT: No one understands how to pronounce "Pho".;;

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Why is Def leppard the best band to listen to while driving?

Because you only need one arm to drum along..

What is the best music to air drum to while driving?

Def Leppard, because you can keep on hand on the wheel.

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What has 9 arms, 7 legs, 4 heads, and 13 feet?

The finish line of the Boston Marathon.

What has 9 arms and 10 legs?

A Def Leppard.