What has 9 arms and 10 legs?

A Def Leppard.

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What did you do?

Genocide. You " "I shared a 10 Funniest Autocorrect FAILS on Facebook." - Conversations in Hell

Why are promise rings 1/10th the price of engagement rings?

They only work 10% of the time.

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Why did Windows skip 9?

Because 7 ate 9.

Why was 6 afraid of 9?

Because 9 was still alive.

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What has 9 arms and 10 legs?

A Def Leppard.

What is the best music to air drum to while driving?

Def Leppard, because you can keep on hand on the wheel.

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What has 9 arms, 7 legs, 4 heads, and 13 feet?

The finish line of the Boston Marathon.

What has 9 arms and 10 legs?

A Def Leppard.