What has 4 legs and 1 arm?

A pit bull.

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What do you call 4 Mexicans in quicksand?

Quatro cinco

What about my atm card which holds all my money?

Any 4 numbers in a row.

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How many beans are in Irish Chili?

239, because if there was 1 more it would be "Too Farty".

How many black metalheads does it take to change a light bulb?

100. 1 to change the light bulb and the other 99 to complain about how the old light bulb was much better.

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What has 4 legs and 1 arm?

A pit bull.

What has 4 legs and isn't alive?

It's a chair dad... Why are you bothering me with this! No Jimmy, it's your dog...

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What do you get when you cross a border collie with a pit bull?

A dog that is smart enough to bury the bodies.

What animal has 5 legs?

A pit bull coming back from the playground.