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What has 4 legs and 1 arm?

A pit bull.

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How many ducks would there be if you saw two ducks in front of two ducks two ducks between two ducks and two ducks behind two ducks?

4 ducks-because they are in a row.

How many alto sax players does it take to change a light bulb?

Five. One to handle the bulb and 4 to contemplate how David Sanborn would've done it.

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Why isn't Half-Life 3 coming out?

Because 2 Half-Lives = 1 whole life.

Why are men better cooks?

They only need 2 eggs n 1 sausage to keep a girl full for 9 months

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What has 4 legs and an arm?

A happy pit bull.

What has 4 legs in the morning, 2 legs in the evening and 6 legs at night?

I've trapped it in my bedroom, send help...

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What has 4 legs and 1 arm?

A pit bull.

What animal runs around happily with 5 legs?

A pit bull in a kindergarten