Pit Bull Jokes

What do you get when you cross a border collie with a pit bull?

A dog that is smart enough to bury the bodies.

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What animal runs around happily with 5 legs?

A pit bull in a kindergarten

What animal has 5 legs?

A pit bull coming back from the playground.

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Kindergarten Jokes More Kindergarten Jokes

Where were you between four and six?

I said, "Kindergarten."

What animal runs around happily with 5 legs?

A pit bull in a kindergarten

1 Jokes More 1 Jokes

What value is higher than infinity?

Infinity plus 1. I'm sorry.

How does a Russian count '1 Mississippi, 2 Mississippi, 3 Mississippi...'?

1 CCCP, 2 CCCP, 3 CCCP... Iwillseemyselfout

Run Jokes More Run Jokes

What brings you to speed dating?

Me: I just ran out of the fancy shampoo my previous GF bought for me.

Why do you want to run for President?

Because walking wouldn't burn enough calories.

5 Leg Jokes More 5 Leg Jokes

What animal runs around happily with 5 legs?

A pit bull in a kindergarten

What animal has 5 legs?

A pit bull coming back from the playground.

Happy Pit Bull Jokes More Happy Pit Bull Jokes

What has four legs and an arm?

A happy pit bull.

What has 4 legs and an arm?

A happy pit bull.

Fox Jokes More Fox Jokes

What's the difference between a dog and a fox?

About 20 beers!!

What's the difference between a fox and a dog?

About 7 beers.

Arm Jokes More Arm Jokes

Why were all the ladies attracted to Jesus?

Because he was hung like this. (Hold your arms out wide)

What do you call a man in the middle of the ocean with no arms or legs?

Bob

Dog Jokes More Dog Jokes

What's the difference between a dog and a marine biologist?

One wags it's tail, while the other tags a whale

What does a dyslexic, agnostic, insomniac spend most of his time doing?

Staying up all night wondering if there really is a dog.