Pit Bull Jokes

What do you get when you cross a border collie with a pit bull?

A dog that is smart enough to bury the bodies.

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What has 4 legs and 1 arm?

A pit bull.

What animal runs around happily with 5 legs?

A pit bull in a kindergarten

What animal has 5 legs?

A pit bull coming back from the playground.

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What has four legs and an arm?

A happy pit bull.

What has 4 legs and an arm?

A happy pit bull.

Playground Jokes More Playground Jokes

Why are Wayne and Garth banned from playgrounds?

They hog the Schwing set.

What has got four legs and an arm?

A Rottweiler in a playground.

1 Jokes More 1 Jokes

How does Microsoft count to 10?

1, 2, 3, 95, 98, ME, NT, 2000, XP, Vista, 7, 8, 10.

What is the number 1 rule at a computer bar?

Always tip your server.

Come Jokes More Come Jokes

What did Nicolas Cage say when his daughters grades came through?

Oh God, not the B's!

What's white and drips from the cloud?

The coming of the Lord.

Kid Jokes More Kid Jokes

What's your dad do?

Kid: My dad He's an actor Me: Why Couldn't you get a real dad

What's upside down and downside up at the same time?

A kid with cerebral palsy living in Australia

5 Jokes More 5 Jokes

What are the 5 most terrifying word in the English language?

Five more years of Cameron

What's the difference between a $20 steak and a $55 steak?

February 14th.

4 Leg Jokes More 4 Leg Jokes

What has 4 legs and an arm?

A happy pit bull.

What has 4 legs in the morning, two at lunch, and three in the evening?

A cannibal

Border Collie Jokes More Border Collie Jokes

What do you get when you cross a border collie with a pit bull?

A dog that is smart enough to bury the bodies.

What does Arizona name Colorado?

Border Collie