Pit Bull Jokes

What has 5 legs and a big grin?

Pit-bull in kids sandpit

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What do you get when you cross a border collie with a pit bull?

A dog that is smart enough to bury the bodies.

What has 4 legs and 1 arm?

A pit bull.

How do you turn a Fox into a Pit Bull?

Marry her!

What animal runs around happily with 5 legs?

A pit bull in a kindergarten

What animal has 5 legs?

A pit bull coming back from the playground.

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Why did the chicken cross the playground?

To get to the other slide.

How can you tell Sofia Vergara's children on the playground?

They're the ones with stretch marks on their lips.

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What did Lil' Jon do when Home Depot employee tried to sell him a lightbulb?

Turned down 4 watt

Why couldn't the traffic light get a date?

She was wearing no turn on red.:

Kindergarten Jokes More Kindergarten Jokes

What do white supremacists send their toddlers to before kindergarten?

Pre-KKK

Where were you between four and six?

I said, "Kindergarten."

1 Jokes More 1 Jokes

How many Persona fans does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Two. 1 to screw it in, and 1 to complain that it's not dark enough.

What is long and hard on a Newfie?

Grade 1.

Marry Jokes More Marry Jokes

What type of fruit is impossible to marry?

Cantaloupe

Why do tennis players never get married?

Because Love means nothing to them.

5 Jokes More 5 Jokes

Why can't French people count to 5?

Because there's a in the way.

Why was Fibonacci afraid of 5?

Because 5 8 13!

Body Jokes More Body Jokes

What organ in the body never dies?

THE LIVER. ometrist will copyright this joke. hopefully.

What body of water separates Italy from the word 'goodbye'?

River Derci. Sorry.

4 Leg Jokes More 4 Leg Jokes

What has 4 legs and an arm?

A happy pit bull.

What has 4 legs but cant move?

A child born in Chernobyl, duh.