Pit-bull in kids sandpit
A dog that is smart enough to bury the bodies.
A pit bull.
Marry her!
A pit bull in a kindergarten
A pit bull coming back from the playground.
Border Collie
Beef jerky What do you call a cow with no legs? Ground beef
Bob.
100. 1 to change the light bulb and the other 99 to complain about how the old light bulb was much better.
1 sleep until Christmas.
I make my own dough". My sister Katie came up with this one.
Army Ants coming for tea then
You're turning me on!
To get to the other side. He then turned around, stuck up his middle finger and said, "Hah, you were all expecting a joke, and all you got was an Anthony joke!"
Because deep down they're good people
Because he's Haydn!
Hello from the other slIIIIiiiIIIIide
A Rottweiler in a playground.
She had no arms. BONUS JOKE: Knock Knock. Who's there Not Sally.
They have the right to bear arms