Pit Bull Jokes

What do you get when you cross a border collie with a pit bull?

A dog that is smart enough to bury the bodies.

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What has 4 legs and 1 arm?

A pit bull.

What animal runs around happily with 5 legs?

A pit bull in a kindergarten

What animal has 5 legs?

A pit bull coming back from the playground.

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A **decaf**alon

Why did the brothel run out of money?

Because all of the investors pulled out.

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What do you call a jelly bear that died and came back?

A mummy bear

What do you call Captain Forte and his sidekick Piano?

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Why doesn't the dinosaur cross the road anymore?

Because their eggs stink. (They're extinct)

What do you get if you cross a longhorn with a knight?

Sir Loin!

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What has eight legs and an IQ of forty?

Four guys watching a baseball game.

Why don't snakes have legs?

Because otherwise they'd be lizards.

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What has 4 legs in the morning, 2 legs in the evening and 6 legs at night?

I've trapped it in my bedroom, send help...

What has 4 legs, 2 grey and 2 brown?

An elephant with diarrhea

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How do you cut a turd into 5 pieces?

Squish it in your hand.

When someone asks, "How are you?

I say, "5-7-8-3" because they don't care how I am & saying my ATM Code out loud helps me memorize it.

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Why did 9 bust 1?

Because 6 8 9

How many blonde's does it take to change a light bulb?

A. 3. 1 to find the bulb 1 to find a ladder and 1 to find a man.

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Why was the farmer disappointed when he tried to marry his prized melon?

Because the minister wouldn't marry the two, since a melon can't elope!

Where do rabbits go after they get married?

On a bunny-moon.