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Where do rabbits go after they get married?

On a bunny-moon.

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Marry Jokes More Marry Jokes

What do you call it when a really large number marries a small number?

A Ranged Marriage

What did the commitment averse monster truck announcer say to his girlfriend when she asked him, "When are you going to finally ask me to marry you?

SOMEDAY ###SOMEDAY! ###SOMEDAY!!

Rabbit Jokes More Rabbit Jokes

What do you call it when one rabbit challenges another rabbit to hop across a forty-yard canyon?

A hare dare.

When do rabbits have buck teeth?

When their parents won't get them braces.