What's the difference between a canoe and a Canadian?

The canoe tips.

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What's the difference between a yellow cab and a green cab in NYC?

The green cabs haven't ripened yet.

What's the difference between a teacher and a train?

One says, "Spit out your gum!" The other goes, "Choo Choo Choo"

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How can you tell there is a Canadian in your closet?

You can hear someone scooting aboot in it

What will you have?

The seals says, "Anything but a Canadian Club."

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A row bot

Why did little timmy fall off his bike?

Because someone threw a canoe at him!

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What's the difference between a canoe and a Canadian?

The canoe tips.