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What's the difference between a canoe and a Canadian?

The canoe tips.

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What's the difference between 2015 and Moore's Law?

One's the year of the ram, the other is the ram of the year.

What's the difference between a doctor and God?

God doesn't walk around thinking he's a doctor.

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What do you call a nice Canadian meal on a colorful roof?

Poutina.

What do Canadians drink when the beer is all gone?

Hard eh.

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Why did little timmy fall off his bike?

Because someone threw a canoe at him!

How do you prevent a canoe from tipping?

Paint it black.

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What's the difference between a canoe and a Canadian?

The canoe tips.