The canoe tips.
One woman brings you into this world crying and the other ensures you continue to do so.
Once you're finished with the breasts and thighs, you're left with a greasy box to put your bone in.
Eh-men
Because they are Eh-theists.
Question: What's the difference between Joan of Arc and a canoe? Answer: One is Maid of Orleans and the other is made of wood.
Canoes tip.
A canoe tips.
