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What's the difference between a canoe and a Canadian?

The canoe tips.

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What's the difference between Bernie Sanders and a free lunch?

Bernie Sanders exists.

What's the difference between an flautist and a Porsche?

Most members of the band haven't been in a Porsche.

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How do you know If your girlfriend is Canadian?

Look at her beaver.

How do you keep Canadian bacon from curling in the pan?

Take away its brooms.

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How do you prevent a canoe from tipping?

Paint it black.

What do you call two blondes in a canoe?

Fur traders.

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What's the difference between a canoe and a Canadian?

The canoe tips.