Question: What's the difference between Joan of Arc and a canoe? Answer: One is Maid of Orleans and the other is made of wood.
I work in a casino and want to hear your best one. Here is mine: what's the difference between a canoe and a baccarat player? A canoe sometimes tips!
A row bot
Because someone threw a canoe at him!
Paint it black.
The canoe tips.
Fur traders.
I can't even
First grade.
White water rafting.
He was in de-Nile.
I was shooting craps. "Oh you went to a casino " *flashback to blasting dog turds with shotgun* Um, yeah.
Her gambling habit.
She was maid in France!
On Tinder.
To catch everything that goes over their heads.
So you don't have to retrain them on Monday.
You can get close to it, but you can't touch it
Nun
Papa-wheelie!
You never forget
Joan of Ark
Steak
