Canoe Jokes

What's the difference between Joan of Arc and a canoe?

Question: What's the difference between Joan of Arc and a canoe? Answer: One is Maid of Orleans and the other is made of wood.

Everyday Deserves a Joke

Everyday Deserves a Joke

What do you call a transformer in a canoe?

A row bot

Why did little timmy fall off his bike?

Because someone threw a canoe at him!

What's the difference between a canoe and a Canadian?

The canoe tips.

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What's the difference between a canoe and a Canadian?

The canoe tips.

Casino Jokes More Casino Jokes

How do you walk out of a Casino with $1 Million?

Walk in with $2 Million.

Why do lambs go to casinos?

They love to gambol.

Black Guy Jokes More Black Guy Jokes

How do you know a black guy's been at your computer?

It's not there.

What do you say to a black guy in a suit?

Will the defendant please rise!

Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What's the difference between the Amish and a Ferrari?

About 568 horses.

What's the difference between squash and zucchini?

You can't zucchini bugs! A family-friendly take on the age old "jam VS jelly" joke.

Row Bot Jokes More Row Bot Jokes

What do you call a machine that automatically paddles your boat?

A row bot.

What do you call a #robot stranded in the ocean?

A row bot.

Bike Jokes More Bike Jokes

What's the difference between a man biking to a job interview and a clown on a unicycle?

Attire.

How many kids with ADHD does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Let's go ride our bikes.

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Canadian Jokes More Canadian Jokes

How do you find white Canadian reggae musician Snow in the snow?

You ask an informer

Who is the most musical Canadian heroine?

Laura C-Chord.