Canoe Jokes

What's the difference between Joan of Arc and a canoe?

Question: What's the difference between Joan of Arc and a canoe? Answer: One is Maid of Orleans and the other is made of wood.

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What do you call a transformer in a canoe?

A row bot

Why did little timmy fall off his bike?

Because someone threw a canoe at him!

What's the difference between a canoe and a Canadian?

The canoe tips.

What do you call two blondes in a canoe?

Fur traders.

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What did the pirate say when his wife kept asking him about the steering wheel in his pants?

Yargg! Woman! Stop asking me! You're driving me nuts!

What does Wonder Woman call foreplay?

Amazon Prime.

Throw Jokes More Throw Jokes

What happened to the loser of the Frisbee Championship Finals?

He threw it.

What do you do if a blonde throws a pin at you?

RUN! She's got a grenade in her mouth!

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What's the difference between a Canadian and an Italian?

Where the "eh" is in the sentence. Canadian: "How you doin, eh " Italian: "Eh! How you doin "

What's the difference between a piano, a tuna fish, and a pot of glue?

You can tuna piano, but you can't piano tuna.... What about the pot of glue I knew you'd get stuck.

Joan Jokes More Joan Jokes

What's the difference between Joan of Arc and a canoe?

Question: What's the difference between Joan of Arc and a canoe? Answer: One is Maid of Orleans and the other is made of wood.

What do you call someone who is obsessed with Joan of Arc?

A heroine addict.

Tip Jokes More Tip Jokes

Whats another term for acid?

Its on the tip of my tongue...

What do you get when you drop a piano in a coal mine?

A flat minor. Night... Don't forget to tip your waitress

Row Bot Jokes More Row Bot Jokes

What do you call a machine that automatically paddles your boat?

A row bot.

What do you call a transformer in a canoe?

A row bot

Canadian Jokes More Canadian Jokes

Why did the Canadian DJ turn down the gig at the local Y?

Because why emcee, eh

How can you tell there is a Canadian in your closet?

You can hear someone scooting aboot in it

Paint Jokes More Paint Jokes

What's the difference between Jesus and the painting of the Last Supper?

You only need one nail to hang the painting.

Why did the elephant paint his toenails red?

So he could hide in the cherry tree!