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Canoe Jokes

What's the difference between Joan of Arc and a canoe?

Question: What's the difference between Joan of Arc and a canoe? Answer: One is Maid of Orleans and the other is made of wood.

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What is your best casino joke?

I work in a casino and want to hear your best one. Here is mine: what's the difference between a canoe and a baccarat player? A canoe sometimes tips!

What do you call a transformer in a canoe?

A row bot

Why did little timmy fall off his bike?

Because someone threw a canoe at him!

How do you prevent a canoe from tipping?

Paint it black.

What's the difference between a canoe and a Canadian?

The canoe tips.

What do you call two blondes in a canoe?

Fur traders.

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Hear Jokes More Hear Jokes

What is the craziest/weirdest/most interesting/most unique/ uncommon phrase you've ever heard?

I am working on a project, and its going to revolve around a phrase. I need it to be really out there, yet could be used in everyday life. But honestly just give me anything you got.

Why did the boy jump up and down on the letter?

He heard that you have to stamp letters or the post office won't send them.

Casino Jokes More Casino Jokes

How can you always break even at the casino?

Play the change machines.

Why don't they have any casinos in South Africa?

Because there's too many cheetahs!

Paint Jokes More Paint Jokes

Why did the pigs paint their hoofs green?

It was Saint Patrick's Day.

How did Mr Cheese paint his wife?

He Double Gloucester.

Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What's the difference between an Isis camp and an orphanage?

I don't know, I just fly the drone

What's the difference between a line of naked women and a magician?

Well, the magician has a cunning array of stunts...

Prevent Jokes More Prevent Jokes

How do you prevent alcoholism?

Shots.

Why did Hugh Jackman single handedly stop a Franciscan botanist from accidentally dropping a match in the forest?

Because only Hugh can prevent florist friars.

Tip Jokes More Tip Jokes

Why do waiters like a good Marth player?

He tips well.

Why are redditors American?

Because they always *tip*.

Fall Jokes More Fall Jokes

What does a sheep, a drum, and a snake all say when falling off of a cliff?

Baa-Dum-Sss

Why did the half blind man fall in the well?

Because he couldn't see that well!

Fur Trader Jokes More Fur Trader Jokes

What do you call two women in a canoe?

Fur traders!

What do you call two blondes in a canoe?

Fur traders.