Canoe Jokes

What's the difference between Joan of Arc and a canoe?

Question: What's the difference between Joan of Arc and a canoe? Answer: One is Maid of Orleans and the other is made of wood.

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What do you call a transformer in a canoe?

A row bot

Why did little timmy fall off his bike?

Because someone threw a canoe at him!

What's the difference between a canoe and a Canadian?

The canoe tips.

What do you call two blondes in a canoe?

Fur traders.

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What do you call someone who is obsessed with Joan of Arc?

A heroine addict.

What is Joan of Arc's least favorite food?

Steak