Canoe Jokes

What's the difference between Joan of Arc and a canoe?

Question: What's the difference between Joan of Arc and a canoe? Answer: One is Maid of Orleans and the other is made of wood.

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What do you call a transformer in a canoe?

A row bot

Why did little timmy fall off his bike?

Because someone threw a canoe at him!

What's the difference between a canoe and a Canadian?

The canoe tips.

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Who was Noah's wife?

Joan of Ark

What's the difference between Joan of Arc and a canoe?

Question: What's the difference between Joan of Arc and a canoe? Answer: One is Maid of Orleans and the other is made of wood.

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What's the difference between Joan of Arc and a canoe?

Question: What's the difference between Joan of Arc and a canoe? Answer: One is Maid of Orleans and the other is made of wood.

How do we know that Joan of Arc was French?

She was maid in France!

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How do we know that Joan of Arc was French?

She was maid in France!

What do you call a cheap maid uniform?

Maid in China.

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What would gold say if it could talk?

Au.

What noise does a Nintendo ambulance make?

Wii-u-Wii-u-Wii-u-Wii-u-Wii-u

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What's better than a gold medal at the Paralympics?

Working legs.

What do you call it when a sheep sells his wool for money?

Cashearing! (Joke I made up last night at work, so be gentle with me)

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Why do scuba divers fall backwards into the water?

Because if they fell forwards they’d still be in the boat.

Why don't Mexicans have BBQ s?

Because beans always fall through the grill.

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How do you know a black guy's been at your computer?

It's not there.

What do you say to a black guy in a suit?

Will the defendant please rise!

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Why do waiters like a good Marth player?

He tips well.

Why did the Band Geek ask the Football star for tips?

Because he's a waiter. (lol)