Joan Jokes

What do Alicia Keys, Katniss Everdeen, and Joan of Arc all have in common?

They're all girls on fire.

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What's the difference between Joan of Arc and a canoe?

Question: What's the difference between Joan of Arc and a canoe? Answer: One is Maid of Orleans and the other is made of wood.

Who was Noah's wife?

Joan of Ark

What's the difference between Joan Crawford and an abortion doctor?

When Joan used a coat-hanger on Cheryl, she was already out of the womb.

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Where could you look up Joan of Arc's profile?

On Tinder.

What is Joan of Arc's least favorite food?

Steak

How do we know that Joan of Arc was French?

She was maid in France!

What do you call someone who is obsessed with Joan of Arc?

A heroine addict.

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What should you do if a vampire borrows your comic?

Wait for him to give it back.

Why did Joan Rivers die during throat surgery?

Q: Why did Joan Rivers die during throat surgery? A: Because her career as a comic was stuck, but no matter how he tried, the Dr. Couldn't pull a laugh out of her.

Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What is the difference between a 3D modeller and a gamer?

Ask them what a 3Ds is.

What's the difference between a duck?

One leg is both the same.

Career Jokes More Career Jokes

Why is the network engineer sad?

Because his career is in bits.

What is something that cannot lift off the ground?

Your career

Pull Jokes More Pull Jokes

When does a Smurf pull his pants down?

Once in a blue moon.

Why did cavemen pull their women around by their hair?

Because if they had pulled them by their feet they would have filled up with mud

Laugh Jokes More Laugh Jokes

What did some kids call him?

A "Chigga" (i'm not a racist, but this made me laugh for long enough to post it here. Please don't get triggered)

What website are the germans least likely to laugh at?

Neingag.

Cherry Jokes More Cherry Jokes

What is in a virgin candy bar?

Cherries and nuts

What are the 4 dirtiest streets in Philadelphia?

Turner, Front, Mascher, Cherry

Try Jokes More Try Jokes

Why is my waiting room empty?

Judge: "I hauled everyone off to court" Doctor: "You're trying my patients"

Why Yao-Ming tries to catch Pikachu?

He's from Team Rocket

Chap Jokes More Chap Jokes

Why don't girls where skirts in the winter?

So they don't get chapped lips.

Why don't women wear skirts during winter?

They'll get chapped lips!