Joan Jokes

What do Alicia Keys, Katniss Everdeen, and Joan of Arc all have in common?

They're all girls on fire.

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What's the difference between Joan of Arc and a canoe?

Question: What's the difference between Joan of Arc and a canoe? Answer: One is Maid of Orleans and the other is made of wood.

Who was Noah's wife?

Joan of Ark

Where could you look up Joan of Arc's profile?

On Tinder.

What is Joan of Arc's least favorite food?

Steak

How do we know that Joan of Arc was French?

She was maid in France!

What do you call someone who is obsessed with Joan of Arc?

A heroine addict.

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French Jokes More French Jokes

What do you get if you cross a cow a French fry and a sofa?

A cowch potato!

Why did the French Hen give up her job?

One day she'd just had un uf.

Steak Jokes More Steak Jokes

How did you end up here?

Elderly me: I made my kids steak instead of hot dogs. Him: *gasps* You monster.

What is a vampires least favorite food?

Steak!...

Comic Jokes More Comic Jokes

What should you do if a vampire borrows your comic?

Wait for him to give it back.

What's the difference between a political speech and a stand-up comic show?

They both tell the audience what they are glad to hear. But at the end, the audience laughs at the comic, and the politician laughs at the audience.

Know Jokes More Know Jokes

What happened to the Oklahoma Territories?

I don't know but they're OK now.

What did they call the man who knew how to read maps?

A legend

Arrive Jokes More Arrive Jokes

What did the Mexican do when he arrived in America?

Removed

What time does Sean Connery arrive at Wimbledon?

Tennish

Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What's the difference between Reddit and the 1984 Universe?

You can leave Reddit.

Whats the difference between Yoghurt and the USA?

Yoghurt has a culture.

Wood Jokes More Wood Jokes

What do you call a Sith Lord who lives in the woods?

Darth Deciduous

How do you find your dog if he's lost in the woods?

Put your ear up to a tree and listen for the bark!

Joan Rivers Jokes More Joan Rivers Jokes

What do Robin Williams and Joan Rivers want for Christmas?

A. Betty White.

What did Joan Rivers say to God when she arrived?

Get a new robe!