Joan Jokes

What do Alicia Keys, Katniss Everdeen, and Joan of Arc all have in common?

They're all girls on fire.

We've Got This Love Thing Down

What's the difference between Joan of Arc and a canoe?

Question: What's the difference between Joan of Arc and a canoe? Answer: One is Maid of Orleans and the other is made of wood.

Who was Noah's wife?

Joan of Ark

Where could you look up Joan of Arc's profile?

On Tinder.

What is Joan of Arc's least favorite food?

Steak

How do we know that Joan of Arc was French?

She was maid in France!

What do you call someone who is obsessed with Joan of Arc?

A heroine addict.

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What do Alicia Keys, Katniss Everdeen, and Joan of Arc all have in common?

They're all girls on fire.

What do you call someone who is obsessed with Joan of Arc?

A heroine addict.

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What does the CEO of Keurig have in common with ISIS?

They both hate the French press

Why don't the French like kiwifruit?

Because of the green piece inside.

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What did Noah do while spending time on the ark?

Fished but he didn't catch much. He only had two worms!

Who was Noah's wife?

Joan of Ark

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What do all my friends and my dad have in common?

I didnt have either growing up

When he grow up, he will ask me, "Dad, did you name me after a planet?

And i will be like, "No:("

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Why do French tanks have review mirrors?

Because they want to see the front line too

Why did the man drink two beers with his lunch?

Because he wanted to drink two beers with his lunch.

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Why do The Walking Dead survivors try to get to washington D.C.?

Because it's their Michonne.

What do you call someone who keeps trying to catch your interest even though you already said you're not interested several times?

Windows 10.

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Why don't tortoises wear scarves?

They have turtlenecks

How do you identify the head waitress at a restaurant?

She's the one wearing knee pads.

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What is the difference between Napoleon and his son?

One is a Bonaparte from the other.

What's the difference between a yogurt and the Americans?

If you leave a yogurt for 200 years it'll grow a culture.