Joan Jokes

What do Alicia Keys, Katniss Everdeen, and Joan of Arc all have in common?

They're all girls on fire.

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What's the difference between Joan of Arc and a canoe?

Question: What's the difference between Joan of Arc and a canoe? Answer: One is Maid of Orleans and the other is made of wood.

Who was Noah's wife?

Joan of Ark

How do we know that Joan of Arc was French?

She was maid in France!

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Who's there! Coffin! Coffin who?

Coffin and spluttering!

What would they put on his coffin?

A lid!

Wear Jokes More Wear Jokes

Why didnt you wear the sports jacket I got you?

Me: You bought me a ski jacket Her: Skiing is a sport!

What kind of watch does Germs Bond wear?

An Amoeba.

God Jokes More God Jokes

What did the god of lightning say after working out for the first time?

I'm Thor

What do you call a god who lacks self-confidence?

An atheist. He doesn't really believe in himself.

France Jokes More France Jokes

How do we know that Joan of Arc was French?

She was maid in France!

Why should you never order the eggs while in France?

Because they are always uf.

Christmas Jokes More Christmas Jokes

Who is never hungry at Christmas?

The turkey - he's always stuffed!

What does a Christmas tree do after Christmas?

It pines.

Tinder Jokes More Tinder Jokes

What is Swiper the Fox's favorite app?

Tinder

What did Dora say when Swiper got ahold of her tinder?

Swiper no swiping!!

Noah Jokes More Noah Jokes

Where did Noah keep his termites?

In a plastic bag.

Where does Noah store his bees?

The ark-hives.

Zombie Jokes More Zombie Jokes

What do you call a dead bee?

Zombie.

What song do the zombies of Westeros sing?

The Brains of Castamere.