What's the most useful material?

Scratch. You can make anything from scratch.

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How do you drown a blonde?

Put a scratch and sniff at the bottom of a swimming pool.

What does a child with stickers have in common with a cocaine addicted DJ?

They both love to scratch and sniff. (sorry if it's a repost I'm not here often)