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Why can't the French cook two eggs?

Because one egg is

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What's it called when you fry up an egg with a bunch of different ingredients?

Omelette you figure it out

What do you call an egg from outer space?

An unidentified flying omelet!

Cook Jokes More Cook Jokes

How was I supposed to know I wasn't supposed to cook the macaroni necklace?

Sigh* Parenting is hard.

Why couldn't the hunter cook breakfast?

The game warden found out he poached his eggs!

French Jokes More French Jokes

What's an Australian Kiss?

A French kiss down under ;) *first post here, a coworker of mine told me the joke. Go easy :)*

What do you call a French human delicacy?

Estruckgo I came up with this while drinking French vodka. I am a horrible person when i drink French vodka.