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Why can't the French cook two eggs?

Because one egg is

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Who came first, the chicken or the egg?

They came together, it was a perfect lay.

What do you call the first sperm that reaches the egg?

The ova achiever

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What is ez to cook?

CookEZ.

How are bears related to cooking?

The pan... duh

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Why am I scared of French pastry chefs?

They give me the crepes.

Why did the French police arrested the Muslim teenager?

Because he was trying to detonate a Samsung Note 7.