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Why can't the French cook two eggs?

Because one egg is

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Egg Jokes More Egg Jokes

What does an egg do for fun?

Kari - YOKE - ee *Ha Ha Ha*

Why do you only need one egg in France?

Because one egg is un oeuf.

Cook Jokes More Cook Jokes

What did the human torch say before he cooked the beef?

FILET MIGNON!**

Why do cows think cooks are mean?

They whip cream!

French Jokes More French Jokes

How do the French defend a city?

We don't know, they've never tried it.

What do you get when you have the ghost of a French Viking?

Paranorman