Why can't the French cook two eggs?

Because one egg is

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Where do Eggs keep their holidays pictures?

In a photo albumen...

What did the egg say to the other egg?

Have a eggsellent day.

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How does one cook toilet paper?

Simple - brown it on both sides then throw it into the pot.

What do you call chickpeas cooked in a waffle iron?

Fawaffle!

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What game do French schoolchildren like to play?

Simon 16

What do French stoners smoke?

Oui-d