Why can't the French cook two eggs?

Because one egg is

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Why do people paint eggs for Easter?

Bunnies squirm too much.

What do you get when you put a flight stick in an egg?

A yoke.

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What do you call a monk that cooks potatoes?

A friar? A chip monk?

What's the hardest part of making chicken fried steak?

Teaching the chicken to cook

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How do French psychologists like their beverages?

Froid

What's an Australian Kiss?

A French kiss down under ;) *first post here, a coworker of mine told me the joke. Go easy :)*