Why can't the French cook two eggs?

Because one egg is

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What do you get when you drop an egg off the Empire State Building?

New Yolk

What is the difference between a blonde and a hen?

The blonde doesn't sit still when she is on eggs.

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What My Friend Said Once They Discovered The Existence of Gravitational Waves?

Friend: Good, now they will make microwaves that cook my chicken fingers faster. Say what now

What did the Officer say after arresting the crooked cook?

I just booked a cook for cooking the books.

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Who makes coffee for the U.N.?

The French Press Secretary!

Who is the most famous French ant?

Napoleant!