A friar? A chip monk?
I can't pair wines like this.
Bobby Fillet
Because they find me more appealing.
A row-tater.
A chip monk.
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Thought of this one on my own while playing WoW a couple days ago and I'm pretty sure it hasn't been told before. I like corny jokes. I Googled it and didn't find anything (:
A Friar