Chip Monk Jokes

What do you call someone who worships Doritos?

A chip monk.

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What do you call a monk that cooks potatoes?

A friar? A chip monk?

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What do you call a friar in prison?

A felonious monk

What do you call a monk that cooks potatoes?

A friar? A chip monk?

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Why didn't the monk sell his temple?

Thought of this one on my own while playing WoW a couple days ago and I'm pretty sure it hasn't been told before. I like corny jokes. I Googled it and didn't find anything (:

What do you call a monk that cooks potatoes?

A friar? A chip monk?

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What could Dora the Explorer's kids be called?

Doritos

Why are doritos triangular?

Because they are illuminachos.

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Why could the chef not cook a tree branch?

Because he used a non-stick pan.

What are cooking for us today?

Dingo: I'm making my famous baby coleslaw

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What do you call a potato with one oar?

A row-tater.

What do you get when you sit on a potato?

A potato wedge! (I made this up when I was 9)

Worship Jokes More Worship Jokes

Who do ghosts worship?

Boo, DUH!!!

Why do pagans make the best husbands and wives?

Because they'll worship the ground you walk on.