Chip Monk Jokes

What do you call someone who worships Doritos?

A chip monk.

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What do you call a monk that cooks potatoes?

A friar? A chip monk?

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Monk Jokes More Monk Jokes

Why didn't the monk sell his temple?

Thought of this one on my own while playing WoW a couple days ago and I'm pretty sure it hasn't been told before. I like corny jokes. I Googled it and didn't find anything (:

Why does Bane and a monk get along well in the morning?

Because the friar rises!

Cook Jokes More Cook Jokes

Why doesn't The Rock just tell us what he's cooking?

I can't pair wines like this.

What do you call a fish that likes to cook?

Bobby Fillet

Friar Jokes More Friar Jokes

What do you call a holy man who works at McDonald's?

A Friar

What kind of a friar loves philosophy?

A deep friar.

Dorito Jokes More Dorito Jokes

How much for the soulmate?

Ma'am, that's a bag of Doritos.

Why are doritos triangular?

Because they are illuminachos.

Worship Jokes More Worship Jokes

Why is Daniel Radcliffe celebrated and worshiped in Judaism?

Because he's the only one who escaped the chamber.

What do you call someone who has blonde hair, blue eyes and worships the Flying Spaghetti Monster?

A Pastafaryan.

Potato Jokes More Potato Jokes

Why Latvian man did cross road?

Man have no chicken. All animals are die in famine. Man cross to look for potato. No potato.

What did the potato ask the cow?

Give me some milk, and we can make mashed potatoes.