Chip Monk Jokes

What do you call someone who worships Doritos?

A chip monk.

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What do you call a monk that cooks potatoes?

A friar? A chip monk?

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What do you call an atheist who no longer worships the Flying Spaghetti Monster?

A-pasta-ate.

Why do businesses move to India?

Because they worship prophets!

Friar Jokes More Friar Jokes

What kind of a friar loves philosophy?

A deep friar.

What do you call a friar in prison?

A felonious monk

Potato Jokes More Potato Jokes

What type of cow produces both milk and potatos?

Your Mother.

What did they used to be made from before the 1960s?

Potatoes

Dorito Jokes More Dorito Jokes

What do you call someone who worships Doritos?

A chip monk.

Why are doritos triangular?

Because they are illuminachos.

Monk Jokes More Monk Jokes

What does a monk say when you evict him?

Namaste

Why couldn't the monk who flew a helicopter understand the monk who flew commercial jets?

Because he was on a higher plane.

Cook Jokes More Cook Jokes

Why is steak harder to cook than spinach?

It takes a lot more thyme to accomplish.

How do you make German potato pancakes?

Cook them in the microwave