Chip Monk Jokes

What do you call someone who worships Doritos?

A chip monk.

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What do you call a monk that cooks potatoes?

A friar? A chip monk?

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What do you call a place monks go for Halloween?

A monascary

When is it okay for monks to use e-mail?

When there are no attachments

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What do you call a potato with no limbs?

An amputater

What do you call a potato that's reluctant to try new things?

A Hesi-tater

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What do you call a person that worships NASCAR?

A racist!

What do you call people who worship paper bags?

Sack religious

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What do you call a monk that cooks potatoes?

A friar? A chip monk?

What do you call a friar in prison?

A felonious monk

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What could Dora the Explorer's kids be called?

Doritos

What did the Dorito farmer say to the other Dorito farmer?

Cool Ranch!

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What do you call a badly cooked beef?

A misteak.

How do you make German potato pancakes?

Cook them in the microwave